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Kelly Esmerelda Fitzmonster

About Me

Hi I'm Kelly. My dream car is this. It's a 1967 Ford Mustang Coupe: 302 V8, 4bb, automatic transmission, power steering, 5 spoke chrome wheels, tinted glass, dual exhaust, a black top, and a mustang am/fm radio and cassette player. The only change I would make is to put a sound system in it that kills and, if the one I find either doesn't still have the original paint or the paint sucks, I'd paint it a kind of dark hot pink with black racing stripes.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Henry Rollins, Joe Strummer, Ann Richards, Louis Armstrong, Buddy Holly.

My Blog

I’m in Keystone.

So I’m in Keystone. It’s pretty, but I’m still kind of bored. The sun isn’t around too much and I miss it. I hope it’s sunny sometime again, but it’s supposed to ra...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:02:00 GMT

Where The Wild Things Are

        The night Max wore his wolf suit and made mischief of one kind... .. ... and another his mother called him "WILD THING!" and Max said "I'LL EAT YOU UP!" so he was...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 14:11:00 GMT

Goodnight, Mr. Brown.

James Joseph Brown, Jr. May 3, 1933  December 25, 2006
Posted by on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 19:11:00 GMT

this is fish number six hundred and fourty-one in a lifetime of fish.

"This is fish number six hundred and forty-one in a lifetime of goldfish. My parents bought me the first one to teach me about loving and caring for another living breathing creature of God. Six hundr...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 21:37:00 GMT

Lullaby

The sound shivers through the walls, through the table, through the window frame, and into my finger. These distraction-oholics. These focus-ophobics. Old George Orwell got it backward. Big ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 16:26:00 GMT

...and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

So this morning I woke up an hour late for work, and the day proceded to be crap: I came home and had to transfer everything from my sister's car to my car/my room and understand that I'm gonna have t...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 13:42:00 GMT

Whaaaat a little bitch.

Ok so spending the weekend with six Irish guys, one French guy, one Italian, and a British chick and getting into the World Cup makes you start to hate hate hate Cristiano Ronaldo. He's a spoiled, whi...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 13:25:00 GMT

Can't we give ourselves one more chance

Mm ba ba deUm bum ba deUm bu bu bum da dePressure pushing down on mePressing down on you no man ask forUnder pressure that brings a building downSplits a family in twoPuts people on streetsUm ba ba be...
Posted by on Thu, 25 May 2006 15:03:00 GMT

"Reality means you live until you die, the agent says. The real truth is nobody wants reality."

45 The night before I left home, my big brother told me everything he knew about the outside world. In the outside world, he said, women had the power to change the color of their hair. And their e...
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 11:38:00 GMT

"Work, work, work, hello boys, have a nice rest, I MISSED YOU."

The subject is a quote from Blazing Saddles from the scene where Governor William J. LePetomane (Mel Brooks) is in his office and he signs away the Indian land and plans on paying them with ...
Posted by on Tue, 23 May 2006 13:30:00 GMT