TheMagicPrincess

i like to eat poop, in fact, i like to eat poop on every day of the week that ends with y. Another thing i like to do is eat poop mmmmm, poop. Have i mentioned that i like to eat poop? Anyway enough about my personal life. I have many things that i like to do in my spare time, such as eating poop, scooping poop out of the toilet, and eating poop flavored ice cream. Every morning when i wake up, i like to treat myself to the Poop-o-matic. This wondrous machine makes poop coffee made from real rhinocerous feces. ahhhhh yes. When i feel down and depressed i enjoy drinking drippy diahrrea. Other enjoyable activities include constipation, runs, squirts, and really big poops. My current day job is cleaning the toilets at a local gas station. Free food! I have no friends, but i often wonder why. One reason might be that i am morbidly obese. In fact, my boss and co-workers call me fatty-fatty-fat-ham. I weigh approximately 1021 pounds and i am 3.42 feet tall. I like to eat poop. Did you know poop is poop spelled backwards?