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About Me

I have, in fact, been spending copious amounts of face time with Lollie Herzog and even called her that to her face. It's sticking, but it mightn't have the staying power of Crazica or Miss C even. Speaking of Lollie Herzog, Lollie came up with the new phrase "to get a Rampling" after viewing Heading South. It basically means the scolding one receives by just a slight lift of Charlotte Rampling's eyebrow...

My Interests

Vigilante Justice. Painting. Beards. Potato Bugs. Almost any food that is orange in color. Potato Launchers. Lumberjacks and Vikings. Fizgig. Serial Fisters. Extended Families. Shiny Objects. Landlocked Structures. Alpine Thundra. Making Stuff. People who retain and share useless information. Potato Bug Launchers. Travel. Union Insurrections. Squirt. Yeti.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

I dearly love Jandek. I like The Books, Open City, Townes Van Zandt, Dead Meadow, Young People, Will Oldham, Neil Young, Hazel Dickens, Hot Snakes, My Morning Jacket, The Fiery Furnaces, Edith Frost, Open City, Spoon, Papa M, Rosemary Clooney, Devendra, Animal Collective. I like noise. I like music that confuses or scares me. I like my music high and lonesome.

Movies:

THX-1138, Matewan, My Best Fiend, You and Me and Everyone We Know, Manufacturing Consent, Friends Forever, The Tenant, The Limey and a million other movies I can't think of or am embarrassed about liking (such as White Oleander & Communion)

Television:

I know this one...Aquateen Hunger Force and House.

Books:

Cosmic Comics, The Great Gatsby, How to Talk Dirty and Influence People, Thunder in the Mountains, A Vein of Riches, Communion, The Book of Job, Anything by the Brothers Grimm

Heroes:

Sid Hatfield, Bill Hicks and my Aunt Lenora and Uncle Bob (for their infinite wisdom)..

My Blog

10 Little Known Facts About Lollie

Tagged by Thomas(Rules also ammended by Thomas)Here are the rules to the game -- once you have been tagged, you must write a blog with ten weird, random things, little known facts or habits about your...
Posted by Lollie Herzog on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 12:25:00 PST

The Yard of the Whore

I stood in the yard of my house this afternoon...watering my lawn in a feeble attempt to keep grass growing beneath the southern california desert sun. I had a perfect moment in the grass today. As th...
Posted by Lollie Herzog on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 01:02:00 PST

I just met this fella on the road...

Mr. Mistoffelees You ought to know Mr. Mistoffelees! The Original Conjuring Cat - (There can be no doubt about that). Please listen to me and don't scoff. All his Inventions are off his ...
Posted by Lollie Herzog on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 02:34:00 PST

The old Greek man next door.

Lenord died first. My grandmother then pulled the blinds down and locked up the house tight and prayed for her beloved husband of over fifty years to come get her. When he finally did, my brother, my ...
Posted by Lollie Herzog on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 11:37:00 PST

Cybervanity

How many of us are really as popular as myspace makes us feel we are.
Posted by Lollie Herzog on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 08:56:00 PST

Giacomo defeats Bellamy Roads!

Poor Steinbrenner....he's a big loser this year.
Posted by Lollie Herzog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tragic Death of Rock-A-Billy Legend Hasil Adkins...not to be confused with Hazel Dickens

"I checked in the Bible, and it says to make a joyful noise." -Hasil Adkins It has been said that Hasil heard a Hank Williams record and assumed that it was all one guy, playin' guitar, drums, sing...
Posted by Lollie Herzog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST