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Brandon

BRANDON BISHOP

About Me

Hmmmmm..... About me..... Let's see..... I am an ex-pirate, fully equiped with wooden leg & eye patch! I have a pet Iguana that hates me... I weigh well over 400lbs of nothing but blubber and hair.... I have the worst acne growing on my back, it's so bad that kids at carnivals keep throwing darts at it hoping to pop a few for a prize... I constantly smell like a solid mix of rotting fish guts & parmesean cheese.... My first sexual experience was with a Salad shooter, this was also my LAST sexual experience... I eat my own boogers.... I sometime enjoy giving myself a Dutch oven at night, but enjoy getting the cat with one even more... I boil urine in the house for the fragrance.... And I think Anna Nicole Smith is my Sister, which makes me want to have sex with her even MORE!!! OK, what else do you want to know about good ol' Double B

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My Interests

I guess all of the following stuff would be considered interests...eh?

I'd like to meet:

I would love to meet someone who was actually exactly like the person I described above... I wouldn't want to KNOW that person, but I would sure like to meet him... Then run away...Run away crying.... Other than that I would like to meet RICHARD PRYOR, GEORGE CARLIN, PINK FLOYD, The DOORS, CHEECH and CHONG, JOHN CUSACK, RACHAEL RAY, BAD BRAD MICHAELS and LAURA BUSH!

Music:

In no particular Order: PINK FLOYD, The DOORS, RUSH, The BEATLES, Infectious Grooves, Big Wreck, The Trash Brats, Dream Theater, Cake, Weezer, Marilyn Manson, Tenacious D, Liz Phair, 13 Stars, Headroom, Otis Redding, Hall & Oates, Men at Work, Lionel Ritchie, Wasp, Testament, Anthrax, Billy Joel, Neil Fucking Diamond, RATT, Dokken, Twisted Sister, BB King, Faith No More, Tomahawk, Mr. Bungle, Perpetual Hype Engine, American Head Charge, Dangerous Toys, Extreme, Bulletboys, Pearl Jam, Alice In Chains, Foo Fighters, Govt. Mule, Allman Bros., Del Shannon, The Temptations, The Four Tops, Smokey Robinson, The Supremes, Ronnie James Dio, Megadeth, Jim Croce, Simple Minds, Naked Eyes, Duran Duran, Prince, The Scorpions, Nirvana, Michael Jackson, Mazzy Star, Boy Hits Car, Syrant, Mackey's Tragic Plunge, One Eyed Buffalo, Cheap Trick, SPONGE, Suicidal Tendencies, Shackleford Brown, Spooky Fruit, Jimi Hendrix, Syd Barrett, Roger Waters, David Gilmour, CKY, Speak No Evil, Metallica, Guns & Roses, Toad The Wet Sproket, Dig, Skeleton Crew, Jefferson Airplane, Wolfgang Mozart, Ludwig Von Beethoven.... Shit I'll finish this later.....

Movies:

The WALL, Kung Pow, South Park The Movie, Both Bill & Ted Flicks, 40 Year Old Virgin, Super Troopers, High Fidelity, Better off Dead... Hang on... Let's put it this way...EVERY Movie featuring any of the following... Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, Ben Stiller, Luke Wilson, Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, Pauly Shore, Milla Jovovich, Cheech & Chong, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Broken Lizard MONTHY PYTHON or JOHN CUSACK... I know there's a lot more... Can't think! Damn my brain!

Television:

WWE Stuff, Family Guy, Aqua Teen, Rachael Ray shows on Food Network, Iron Chef, Viva La Bam, Homewreckers, Jackass, CURB YOUR ENTHUSIAM, Weeds, Cathouse The Series, Luche Libre, South Park, Beavis & Butthead, Monthy Python's Flying Circus, War Documentaries, History Channel, Discovery Channel, Hannity & Colmes, O'Reilly Factor... Thats enough for now

Books:

Autobiographies.. I actually wrote a 429 page autobiography about my silly ass.. wanna read it?

My Blog

A NEW LEVEL

The title of the re-launching of ACW on Saturday February 17th, 2007 LIVE at The Palace Events Center is simply " A NEW LEVEL!" This is not meant as some quirkly little jingle to raise the slightest o...
Posted by Brandon on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 11:18:00 PST

WHY EVERYTHING HURTS RIGHT NOW!

(September 15th, 2006)Woke up REALLY early that morning... Staying with a friend and doing work on her house in exchange. That morning I sanded an entire kitchen's worth of cabinets & a couple nor...
Posted by Brandon on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 10:27:00 PST

DAMMIT!!! DAMMIT!!! DAMMIT!!!!

So there I was... Just got in from painting the house all day... Flick on the TV, settle in for a bit... Just recently started watching Tennis, caught Andre Agassi's last match in the US Open... Emoti...
Posted by Brandon on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 03:14:00 PST

ANYONE SELLING A CAR!!!

OK, Car blew up! Like literatley! Had a radiator leak that I didn't know about.. Leaked all coolant... Engine blew up! Shitty timing because a brother just paid all of his bills a month ahead of time!...
Posted by Brandon on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 11:54:00 PST

Q-Tips are made by the Devil himself!

I am a clean person... I trim the nose hairs, trim the downstairs area nicely, take care of all unsightly body hair that every dude has.. I shower every morning... cologne, Gel arm pit stuff, House is...
Posted by Brandon on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 11:51:00 PST

ACW LIVE THIS Saturday Night - Tommy's House of Music in Wichita Falls, TX

Click your happy asses to www.asylumwrestling.com for more information! And DO NOT miss the Insanity & Brutality of ACW LIVE this Saturday Night! ACW...
Posted by Brandon on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 02:11:00 PST

Thank You Gay Vulture!!!

OK, when I met Kenny he was a leaf of a man... A real fit light on his feet fucking weird ass... But he was amusing! Lately he turned into a chubby little fucker that was soaked in sweat at the end of...
Posted by Brandon on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 10:00:00 PST

I ran out of cheese!

Those of you I call pals know that I am a full time student right now, which means I have very few days a week in which I am able to carry on a full time job... I mean I have a part time job and I mak...
Posted by Brandon on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 10:22:00 PST

DETROIT! Where the weak are killed and eaten!

Yes, it's my home.. The Motor City... It's dirty, smoggy, cluttered, a tad run down in a lot of areas, but dammit it's my home! These are good days for Detroit in the sports department... Not only are...
Posted by Brandon on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 07:33:00 PST

This Sunday... February 19th, 2006... Big day for ACW! Be a Part of it!

Possible Investors, future sponsors, new & old fans, new faces on the roster, returning faces on the roster, new chapters in on going sagas, new stories built from the ground up... All in one nigh...
Posted by Brandon on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 03:11:00 PST