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Jacob

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The Crucifixion of Jesus was just one of those party's that got out of hand.

Music:

Thermus, Toadies, Beastie Boys, PJ Harvey, Beck, Cirrus, Richard Vision, Rage Against the Machine, Nickel Creek, Link Wray, Rolling Stones, Nick Cave, Portishead, Blue October, Maria Callas... mas y mas.

Books:

All the good GIJoe PSA's. Kill the random tune above and play away.
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Talk to a real person

Bypass IVRS - Talk to a real person - cheatsheet Ever wish you could get a real person on the phone? We've got a cheatsheet that tells you how!..>AAA Financial1-800-523-7666Press 0 at each me...
Posted by Jacob on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 06:58:00 PST

Fuck the Corporate World

Many thanks to Jeremy for this one.  Taking from the Dallas Morning News April 15, '07.   CIRCUIT CITY'S SAD LESSON:  WORK DOESN'T PAY I don't know why, but an old phrase popp...
Posted by Jacob on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:14:00 PST

What if I was President

  Past couple of days the news has been bad.  Full of stupid people and stupid reporting.  I spent about 6 hours last night at work deciding what needs to be done to get this country ba...
Posted by Jacob on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 07:39:00 PST

More Answers to Your Questions

  I've decided that the end of humanity will not come from war, famine, plague or pestulance.  Upon analyzing the deader sea scrolls, I've discovered that there are actually 5 horsemen of th...
Posted by Jacob on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 03:23:00 PST

CNN will be banned!

  This rant is targeted at CNN.  I read an article last night about a family that was stranded in Lebanon and wanted to get out.   GET US OUT OF LEBANON   Basically, the s...
Posted by Jacob on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 11:29:00 PST

The Axe Wearer's Handbook

  Oldie but a goodie I pulled out of a Maxim from 2000 I think. ...
Posted by Jacob on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 12:02:00 PST

Tricky Dicky!

  I'm sure by now all have heard about Dick Cheney peppering Harry Wittington.  A few things about the story didn't make sense for me so I decided to run a few experiments.   Here are ...
Posted by Jacob on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 05:56:00 PST

Mohammed Cartoon

  I'm sure by now all have heard about the Muslim riots.  All this for a cartoon printed in a Danish newspaper.  Evidently, a Denmark newspaper printed the cartoon back in Sept.  B...
Posted by Jacob on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 08:17:00 PST

Mayor Ray Nagin

CNN has a wonderful article on Mayor Ray Nagin of New Orleans. He made a speech Mon. in which he said, "I don't care what people are saying Uptown or wherever they are. This city will be chocolat...
Posted by Jacob on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 07:20:00 PST

Bums

Dallas bums vs. Denton bums. Dallas bums will give you a quarter for a cigarette. I give a big 'what the fuck' to this. Dallas bums are definitly uptown. Denton bums are rare, but they're ...
Posted by Jacob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST