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Nick Van Exel

I will forearm YOU! Jerry is a dead man!

About Me

JE Milan is a big time baller! He was one of my closest friends along with Eddie of course, but then we all got traded and are relationships went downhill from there. I remember JE back in the day when he was just in junior high at St. James. No one could stop him. He was mad quick. I mean, I'm Nick "The Quick," but "Big Game" James was no joke and I'm not talking about James Worthy. He continued to exel when he played for St. Francis High School, but as soon as the Lakers traded me away, it not only led to the fall of my career, but to my good friend JE's career as well. Despite all the hardships we both experienced, he continues to be the hardest working muther fucker I've ever met. Now that bitch made Jerry is gone, maybe I'll come back to LA and bring back the real showtime the Lakers have been lacking these past few years. Maybe it will rekindle JE's athletic abilities as well. I'll talk to Eddie about coming back too, since they're talking about trading fatso to Miami. Hey man, don't worry about a thing. Forget about the past cus we homies 4life and we bringin it back!CHECK OUT MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS:http://www.nba.com/playerfile/nick_van_exel/ index.html?nav=page

My Interests

Kicking the living cock out of Jerry West!

I'd like to meet:

Jerry West and murder him!

Heroes:

Myself for being the biggest badass in the NBA world.