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The Darnell Woodies

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The Darnell Woodies are the greatest band in the world. They live in a castle in the appalachian foothills where they produce some of the worlds finest goat cheese. On the first Saturday of each month they take showers. It is not uncommon for the band to be seen wandering the streets of Fuquay-Varina in search of marbles for their extensive collection. Bryan once wrestled an alligator coz' we dared him. He lost. Aaron has a fine collection of bedroom slippers and the nicest blue velvet blazer in the US of A. Brad smells like coconuts. Matt smells like a wet dog sometimes; sometimes he smells like pasta salad. Billie is also famous for her work as a fishing boat captain. We're basically tongue depressors. Other than that, The Darnell Woodies are just a group of people making music to help you get through the night. TMKF,93CLICK HERE TO BUY OUR CD!
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Member Since: 12/10/2007
Band Members: "making an uproar around the castle, not knowing what to do. Bakunin got out of his conveyance, and, without wasting any time to find out what the dispute was about, formed the peasants into ranks and instructed them so skilfully that by the time he resumed his seat to continue his journey, the castle was burning on all four sides"AARON BACHELDER --- Drums, Marimba, Organs, VocalsBRAD COKENDOLPHER --- Tenor Banjo, Ukelele, Guitar, Dobro, VocalsBRYAN GALLIMORE --- Fiddle, Banjo, Mandolin, Accordion, VocalsBILLIE FEATHER--- Bass, Guitar, Banjo, VocalsMATT SMITH --- Dobro, Guitar, Mandolin, Harmonica, Accordion, Fiddle, Vocals
Influences: clouds, rain, li po, ikkyu, robinson jeffers, walt whitman, luis ferdinand celine, quilts, pie, dogs, cats, lorca. kropotkin, proudhon, phillip k dick, scelsi, ligetti, danielson is aaron's favorite at the moment. django reinhardt, fapy lafertin, taraf de haidouks, brad likes bill frisell a lot. brown liquor, fine menswear, nice dresses, dr. martens, stockhausen, the sex pistols, the clash, birthday party, black flag, a bunch of punk stuff, camp creek boys, trendy little shits who like johnny cash because they're supposed to. Bryan likes minor threat, matt does too. joe thompson. mississippi sheiks, Camp Creek Boys, Captain Beefheart. morton feldman, big al ayler, peter brotzmann's machine gun (the greatest recording of all time), the skillet lickers, dildos and the people who make them, tommy jarrell, things that are bad for you, bryan gallimore in a wifebeater, camino bakery, krankies coffee, without sounding fruity, we're mostly influenced by each other.
Sounds Like: you know when your at someone's house for dinner and you flush the toilet and it keeps running so you panic and jiggle the handle and it just makes it worse, and now waters going everywhere, moving out the door towards the dining room, and you know the wife sees it and gets mad as hell, and the others think you stopped up the toilet because you have no crapper etiquette. so you start rummaging through the cabinets looking for towels to staunch the flow, but it just makes a bunch of noise and now they think your just being obnoxious and shitting all over the damn place. well, it's the sound your spirit makes as it's crushed into oblivion by a faulty toilet.
Record Label: no
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

new cd!!!!!

Dear Friends,Our new CD will be available in the next few weeks. It's rough, trashy and a lot of fun.   We're very happy with it.  It's a homemade record too.  We recorded it at Aaron's in-laws house ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 May 2009 16:11:00 GMT

Bakunin Excerpt

All religions, with their gods, their demigods, and their prophets, their messiahs and their saints, were created by the credulous fancy of men who had not attained the full development and full posse...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Dec 2008 04:47:00 GMT

from jackie spry: million star hotel benefit concert

Hello Lords and Ladies,On Friday December 19th Jeffrey Dean Foster and the Birds of Prey will host the 4th Annual Million Star Hotel benefit concert for the Shalom Project at The Garage in Winston-Sal...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Dec 2008 04:24:00 GMT

the snake charmers balls - anonymous

Royal Jelly I knew I would bevery wealthy one day,but I never expectedall this. I can't breathein the spring air.Golden pollen spreads, continuing the cycle, nature's cocaine,burns ...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 02:30:00 GMT

brick. a poem

Things You Can Do With A BrickAdmire its simplistic beautyWatch snow accumulate on itHold it for ransomLet a little person use it to reach somethingCall it names, like BradleyTie a lovely pink ribbon ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 15:07:00 GMT

white privilege essay

This is Your Nation on White PrivilegeBy Tim Wise9/13/08 For those who still can't grasp the concept of white privilege, or who are constantly looking for some easy-to-understand examples of it, perha...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 18:33:00 GMT