I'm an intelligent and discriminating man of the highest pedigree (I have the A.K.C. papers to prove it). I'm kind by nature and smart by pure luck. People who know me like me. People who don't know me say... "I don't really know him". I march to the beat of a different drummer. I have a connection with dogs that respect my private parts in public. I like to have fun then I like to have rest. Sometimes I stay up late. Sometimes I don't. I don't have a regimen. If you do that's ok. I don't like to argue. If you do that's not ok. I put down the seat and lid on the toilet. I'm not anal nor suffer from O.C.D. (obsessive compulsive disorder). Did I spell that right? Did I spell that right? I don't do drugs, don't take drugs, don't buy drugs, and don't sell drugs... neither do you. I'm not on any medications. I like kids and kids like me. I like animals, but some don't like me (I can tell... they're the ones that growl and snap at me while in chase). I'm dedicated, faithful and loyal. I've been accused of expecting the same in return. I offer up no defense for such an accusation. Did I spell OCD right?? I'm a bit odd. My humor's odd. I like to laugh. I'm not afraid to cry. I don't leave dirty dishes around when I'm done eating (that's why I like paper plates). I'm fun loving and affectionate... you're the same. I'm artsy and creative. I'm not a swinger nor cross-dresser... neither are you. I've never owned a gold chain with a medallion. You've never been ordered to attend anger management meetings. I'm not a wimp. I'm not needy or clingy. I'm not macho. I'm me.
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