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krys

shake that laffy taffy, whaaatt?

About Me


"i only have two regrets in life.. i have to wake up to eat and i have to stop eating to sleep."

here i am in the bay paying bills and getting an education while handling my lovers but hey that stuff is boring. i like to make friends with everyone, but I've come to the point in my life where i won't waste time for those whom i think won't be there for me.

"i do have wonderful friends that have stuck with me through the years, and these are the people that keep me goin'"~chelle

krys simon

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

don't you hate it when you share your pictures to the world and randomly find them in dick tease advertisements!? come on now guys, i do this for a living.
i'm currently a newborn alchemist, amen. need gold? i'll hook you up on WoW.

Music:

sometimes i like to listen to smooth accordian and swedish polka rap.

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Movies:

emperor's new groove
finding nemo
spirited away
howl's moving castle
monster's inc.
50 first dates
i am sam
punch drunk love
the crow
spiderman!!
mystic river
big fish
shakespear in love
legally blonde
top gun
birdcage
chicago
scarface
shall we dance
fight club
in her shoes
thomas crown affair
fever pitch
garden state
league of their own
napoleon dynamite
kill bill
the whole nine yards
chocolat
moulin rouge
my neighbor the yamadas
amelie
laws of attraction
memoirs of a geisha
kung fu hustle
2046
malena
007: tomorrow never dies
crouching tiger hidden dragon
crazy first love
in the mood for love
my tutor friend
the wedding singer
wimbeldon
talladega nights: the ballad of ricky bobby

Television:

iron chef (japan and america)
everyday italian
30 minute meals, rachel's my homegirl
rob and big
good eats
road tasted
ham on the street
unwrapped
beauty and the geek
project runway
deperate housewives (season 1)
cowboy bebop
friends (before it became lame)
the simple life. yup, i said it.
the o.c.

Books:

seven minutes
the alchemist
memoirs of a geisha
how to make love like a porn star
belly laughs
surely you're joking, mr. feynman
the heart is deceitful above all things
the zahir
the jungle
of mice and men
nylon
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vitamin d
little boy
us

Heroes:

egon schiele
takashi murakami
yoshitomo nara
alphonse mucha
alexander wang
kent williams
tomer hanuka
celia calle
james jean
kevin llewellyn
mi-zo
kozyndan

My Blog

coconut milk pearl drink

they're back and it's about damn time..
Posted by krys on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 09:20:00 PST

short rib ~for the last time~

watch me lose 10 pounds and then cut my hair boy short for summer.
Posted by krys on Tue, 01 May 2007 06:58:00 PST

orange chocolate madelines

i am confident enough to say that i kicked 2006's ass!! woot woot! what a fucking great ass year. as the year was about to end, i was actually kind of afraid of what the next year would bring me. but ...
Posted by krys on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 11:07:00 PST

leftover hogie steak

ah yes, the holidays have been extra special to me. great friends and family and, most importantly, gifts. some expensive gifts, many not so expensive gifts. but one gift, wrapped with extreme thought...
Posted by krys on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 10:03:00 PST

chinese flower tea and some dim sum

my debut as "an artist" is still going strong all thanks to you guys. i've been celebrating all week and i've recieved an overwhelming amount of recognition, support and even some jobs! thank you than...
Posted by krys on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 04:57:00 PST

be my buddy?

need a printmaking compadre. taking applications now.
Posted by krys on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 05:26:00 PST

diet tea

OUR REVIEW (from movies.com)by Dave WhiteWho's in It: Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett, Elle Fanning, Gael García Bernal, Rinko Kikuchi, Koji Yakusho, Clifton Collins Jr., Michael PenaThe Basics: Last week I...
Posted by krys on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 12:39:00 PST

chinese flower tea and a box of pocky

news: saddam hussen sentenced to hanging.
Posted by krys on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 06:22:00 PST

fish & chips with a side of leftover teriyaki chicken

josh hartnett still got fuckin hot abs.. but that dumbass still can't act. black dahlia is a fresh hot flop from hell.mira kirshner is my new girlfriend. i think she's the one.
Posted by krys on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 06:49:00 PST

orange peel beef with jasmine rice

orlando bloom.chester webster?now i know why linkin park disappeared right when lord of the rings came out. dang, that's crazy....
Posted by krys on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 11:23:00 PST