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About Me

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..Hmmmmm..... Well I like sourkraut! Let's see here.... I have a yorki named Yoshi who I Absolutely adore!!! Every tuesday at 11:32 im a breakdancer in my bathroom. I love to play word ping pong with my best pal sergio, don't ask me what it is cuz I still haven't figured it out. I am the proud aunt of 3 nephews and 2 neices. Kids are great..... as long as you can give them back!!! I have three sisters Melissa, Mindy, and Marissa and, they're all CRAZY!!! but, I love them. Sometimes when I get myself into sticky situations (it happens a lot!!!) I pray that someone will break out into some great choreographed dance. I love to sing karaoke!!! (I am a karaoke diva). I love watching infomercials late at night whan I can't sleep. I eat starfruit in the rain (only cuz it tastes better that way) I love rain. I love it when kids curse (just as long as it's not at me). I'm learning to play the guitar GOSH!!! it's a lot harder than I thought. I love telling secrets in bed under the blankets. And for some reason when ever I go out of town I take drunken pictures with complete strangers, I know it's weird but, I never said I was normal. I love the movie willow!!!!. I love Paris in the rain and, I'd rather dance than talk with you. I like to scuffle with boys every now and again (cuz it's funny). Winter is my favorite season and, Christmas is my favorite holiday. One time in eigth grade my friends and I got lunch room duty FOREVER!!!! (It was fun). I hate math. I love asparagus. I enjoy hosting and planning little pow wows and shindigs and, I celebrate my birthday the whole month of October. I got a DUI with no pants on (I really don't know what happend) the devil made me do it. The other day I had a day dream that I was in the land of I can't believe it's not butterflys and, I hijacked the gravy train and, demanded that it take me to mashed potato mountain.... WOW!!! That's weird huh??? well... so am I. Such is Amber now go away!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH!!! If you want my auto want my autobiography........... Baby just ask me!!!!.. ".. Crunkness "»-(¯..v´& 5;175;)-» Design your MySpace with MyLook «-(¯..v´&# ;175;)-« Get Your Own! | View Slideshow.. Get Your Own Voice Player Manage "

My Interests

Movies:

Willow, The Sweetest Thing, Labrynth, The Dark Crystal, Never Ending Story, 50 First Dates, Now and Then, Titanic, Half Baked, Garden State, The Note Book, Willy Wonka, Office Space, Grease, Pretty Woman, Freddy Got Fingered, Almost Famous, Clueless, Napoleon dynamite, Land Before Time 1, Great Expections, Little Princess, Mary Poppins, Wizzard of Oz, Return to Oz, Where The Heart Is, Romeo and Juliet, Dirty Dancing, Anything with Shirley Temple, Purple Rain, Cruel Intentions, Big Fish, Hairspray, Party Monster, All the American Pie Movies, And many many more....

Television:

King of the hill, Reno 911, Being Bobby Brown, Late night with Dave Atell, Family Guy, E true hollywood story, Nip Tuck, Crank Yankers,..... Anything that makes me laugh :)

My Blog

5 minutes in my brain

Wow I'm really moving.. God I hate these fucking rednecks.. I wish Sergio was here... Erin's so fat, thank god I'm not her... I wonder what my grandma is doing? I wish I was in elementary school again...
Posted by Dreaming And Scheming on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 11:43:00 PST

Under the same sky...

Once upon almost every mornin'I woke up to find her flyin' inHummingbird was making blurs of Blue and rings of purple in the airAll the while, I was trying to keep her thereNot man enough to need herB...
Posted by Dreaming And Scheming on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 01:19:00 PST

Oprah and the VA JAY JAY!

Maybe . . . We were supposed to meet the wrong peoplebefore meeting the right one so that, when we finallymeet the right person, we will know how to be gratefulfor that gift.Maybe . . . When the door ...
Posted by Dreaming And Scheming on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 11:40:00 PST

Twenty seconds ear to ear, and ya ass ain't comin' back!

Monday, July 2nd, 2007 PST Click here if today is your birthday. [Change]../horoicon--> Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) You may be eager for the chance to express your needs clearly in a romantic relations...
Posted by Dreaming And Scheming on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 04:09:00 PST

Something is missing...

Wednesday, June 27, 2007 Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) You continue to be so sweet and gentle that you can lose yourself in the relationships that rule your life. It's time to let your partner know what yo...
Posted by Dreaming And Scheming on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 09:48:00 PST

Chicken butt!

Monday, June 25, 2007 Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) Your lack of certainty with respect to a current relationship may cause problems now. Defining boundaries that separate romance from friendship can be co...
Posted by Dreaming And Scheming on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 05:03:00 PST

Turtle neck...

Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) The Moon is back in your own sign, bringing emotional issues to the forefront of your life. Don't fight the lunar tides by trying to detach from your changeable feelings. This...
Posted by Dreaming And Scheming on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 06:42:00 PST

Acorn noodle berry pop

Tuesday, June 12, 2007 Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) You may be torn today between what your senses tell you and where your dreams are pulling you. This may not be a new dilemma, yet it might seem increasi...
Posted by Dreaming And Scheming on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:54:00 PST

All I ever wanted to be was a rollerskate maker...

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who...
Posted by Dreaming And Scheming on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 11:58:00 PST

This about sums it up...

The Libra Woman (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22)Your date's charm and elegance masks a profound insecurity that her whole life is superficial. She might seem like she has it all, but she feels the scales aren't ...
Posted by Dreaming And Scheming on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 03:44:00 PST