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Brad

Ultimate Cage Match? Easy: The Swedish Chef vs. Nickie Hilton

About Me

I like both bread & butter AND toast & jam.I'm not afraid of Virginia Wolfe.I work in an office. The office has people. The people are quiet. The quiet is disturbing. The disturbance reduces my productivity. My productivity is measured. I may be fired.

My Interests

Tribal dance. Tacos. The evening news. Oligarchy. Cheese. The history of the word 'hence.'

I'd like to meet:

Abigail Van Buren, Alley McBeal, Popeye, Daryl Hannah, Fanny Mae, the actor who played Frogger, the cast of Dirty Debutantes 19, anyone with the guts to hunt crawdads, Larry King, Hannah, Hanna's sisters, Bad, Bad Leroy Brown, amputees.

Music:

The Streets, Peeping Tom, Modest Mouse, Radiohead, Dylan, Eminem, Buddy Guy, Blossom Drearie, Nirvana, Death Cab, Les Nubiennes, Lou Reed, Leonard Cohen, Nina Simone, Ray Charles, Gnarls Barkley, Snoop, Robert Johnson, Josh Pyke, old Billy Joel, Willie & Lobo, Beck, Cranberries, Prince, Early Britney.

Movies:

Station Agent, Hedwig, Motorcycle Diaries, Yes, The House of Yes, Best in Show, Downfall, Raising Arizona, Owning Mahoney, South Park, Sex and Lucia, Y tu Mama Tambien, Shine, Amores Perros, Pi, Raging Bull, The Godfather, The Godfather II, Hudsucker Proxy, Any Given Sunday, Glengary Glenn Ross, Love Liza, Shrek, Shrek II, Dirty Debutantes 32, Keep the River on Your Right, Hoop Dreams, You and Me and Everyone We Know, The Apartment, The Birdcage, American History X, Come and See, Mean Streets, Rabbit-proof Fence, The Piano Teacher, Team America, The Closet, Run Lola Run!, 2001, Eyes Wide Shut, American Beauty, Roger and Me, The Corporation, Farenheit 9/11, What the f*&k do We Know?, Running with Scissors, Borat, Edward Penishands

Television:

Six Feet Under, South Park, The Simpsons, The Daily Show, Crank Yankers, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family Guy, Sex & the City (don't tell anyone), Full House.

Books:

Jitterbug Perfume, Love in the Time of Cholera, Brothers Karamazov, Baudolino, The Death of Ivan Illych, Straw Dogs, Confessions of an Economic Hitman, The Godfather, Crime & Punisment, Another Roadside Attraction, Charlie Brown Christmas, Veron God Little, A New Earth, anything with Fabio on the cover.

Heroes:

Anna, Dalai Lama, Eckhart Tolle, Mom, Shane Diesel.

My Blog

True Love

This is really amazing:  http://www.crush007.com/love.cgi?id=1138204808ega
Posted by Brad on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 09:56:00 PST

the brad files

Alright, so I'm back on again.  I've even met a few people through here.  Superficially, but still. So I'm noticing all these people posting things they like, and they all seem pretty silly,...
Posted by Brad on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 12:54:00 PST

My first rant ever.

I'm curious about blogging.  I hadn't really considered it until I had a look at my 17-year-old neice's, as well as my pal's (http://www.grokyourworld.com/louisxiv/).  I think both of them a...
Posted by Brad on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 08:07:00 PST