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BEE ROK

Small people never learn to be indifferent; they either envy or pity

About Me


IF YOU HAVE FOUND ME UNDER A GOOGLE SEARCH FOR HAUNTED SPOTS IN CALIFORNIA, PLEASE DON'T MESSAGE ME ASKING OF IF I KNOW ANY PLACES. AS MUCH AS I DO BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE GHOSTS THAT DWELL ON EARTH, I DON'T GO OUT THERE LOOKING FOR THEM ANY MORE. WHAT YOU DO ON YOUR OWN TIME IS ALL YOU, BUT I HIGHLY ADVISE THAT YOU DON'T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. FURTHERMORE, I WILL NOT RESPOND TO YOU IF YOU'RE REQUESTING THAT I POST PERSONAL EXPERIENCES OF MY OWN WITH THE SUPERNATURAL. IF YOU WANT TO READ ABOUT TESTIMONIES, YOU'RE BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE. CHECK A FORUM/BBS/DISCUSSION BOARD OR ANOTHER WEBSITE. I'M NOT WILLING TO SPILL WHATEVER EXPERIENCES I'VE HAD WITH GOD, THE DEVIL, OR THOSE IN BETWEEN WITH RANDOM STRANGERS. SORRY.
K, THX. BYE.
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HI, MY NAME IS LUCIFER LUCY.

if you don't already know my real name, then that is what you can call me by.
first and foremost; a shit talking pessimistic over-analytical hater ass.
baby, i can do this e-l-o-quently.
besides that, i'm a simple kinda girl. low maintenance. immature. obnoxious. tomboy. vulgar. i like to pee in my friends' shoes when we go camping and give them toothpaste eyelashes. i'll run across the room and sit on my bf's lap to deliver him one of my farts.
one day, i hope to become friends with all my enemies so we can sit and talk about the good times like "hey, so-and-so. remember that one time you got so pissed off with me you tried to shoot me in the leg with a bebe gun but you fell all jackass status off the ledge you were standing on and you fell and busted your leg open and got blood everywhere and i was laughing really hard. then you got even angrier and started throwing shit at me? that was the shit."
to be honest, i'm not that bitch you love to hate or any of that dumb crap.
i'm just a nice girl with a fucked up sense of humor.
i get along relatively well with people when i'm unsober. jk.
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God, give me some kinda sign...
LOVE/LIFE

My Interests



i'll keep this simple.
i dig:
vinyl toys.
comics/manga.
cartoons/anime.
video games.
beer/bud.
music.
food.
sleep.
art.
cars.
roadtrips!
breaking shit.

I'd like to meet:



SOMEONE WHO'S FOR FUCKING REAL
CUZ I'M SICK OF THESE LOWLIVES
WHO CAN'T PLAY THE PART.


I've met him; the arrogant asshole boyfriend.
I can hype him up to make him seem better than what he really is, but I won't. He's human. He's imperfect. He's not the brightest, nor is he the best individual I've ever come across. He has some pretty gnarly bad habits and doesn't have the strongest set of morals. Sometimes I'm convinced that he's got his head up his ass or maybe only has ass in his head.

Despite all of this though, he's got this funny way of striving to keep it together, so I gotta give him credit for that.

"i can hear your heart beat, beat, beat."

Who I wouldn't like to meet:
hoodrats and graffiti groupie bitches that can't tell the difference between a fucking streaker and a dildo. did I really just say that shit?
Yes, I fucking did. Bring the hate mail on, bitchessssss. (:

Music:



i don't care what you all say.

no one can do it like dilla done it.
R.I.P. Jay Dee

Movies:



wait... what is this again?

AHAHAH. you gotta love it.

Television:



telling lies to your vision.

a lot of [adult swim], comedy central, food network, spike tv, animal planet, and sometimes the history channel (even though sometimes they list "facts" that are really just interpretaions or biast coverups.)

don't let the tellie get to ya.
it'll eat your brain.

Books:



I KNOW WHAT LOVE IS.
It's a trick on the brain, the adrenal glands releasing endorphins. It floods the cells that transmit worry and better sense, drowns them with biochemical bliss. You can know all these things about love, yet it remains irresistible, as beguiling as the floating arms of long sleep.

Heroes:



teen titans, go!

My Blog

talking. rocking. smoking. all in one.

i got this off of gearfuse.com watch out iPhone!asian phones still pwn.i need to get me one of these.part Cell Phone...part MP3 Player.... and part Cigarette Pack! all it needs now is a electric ligh...
Posted by BADASS BEE on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:47:00 PST

EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW.

You want to know, I suppose, what turns a nice little girl like me into a cold blooded murderer. You want the truth? You want to know why I did it? Why I killed all those girls? It's because I like it...
Posted by BADASS BEE on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:10:00 PST

[ H E L L F I R E ]

i'm a big nerd and i love my comic books, so naturally i get a bit excited when i hear that they're making some comics into a live action movie...but casting nicholas cage as ghost rider is probably o...
Posted by BADASS BEE on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:44:00 PST

WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO BOX ME?!?!?!??

FOR THOSE WHO KNOW ME WELL KNOW THAT I'M BIG ON UFC/PRIDEFC AND THE GOOD OL' SWEET SCIENCE. YES, THAT'S RIGHT, BOXING. I LOVE WATCHING PROFESSIONAL FIGHTS. IT'S ALL KINDS OF GOOD CLEAN OL' FUN. (: IF...
Posted by BADASS BEE on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:21:00 PST

LIFE LESSONS

Lesson one: A crow was sitting on a tree doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you & do nothing all day long"?The crow answered: "Sure, why n...
Posted by BADASS BEE on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 09:22:00 PST

the lines on his fingertips.

the answer lies between the lines on his fingertips.tracing the memories.gripping tight, hoping to sink in between the hips.just trying to remember. how does it feel to know that you're not the only o...
Posted by BADASS BEE on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:45:00 PST

hugglebunnybooboobabyfuckiepoo

I have a talking stitch doll and i stepped on it while coming off my bed and immediately asked me "What's your badness level?"i just woke up! of course my badness level is naughty!i hate mondays!!!!!m...
Posted by BADASS BEE on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:24:00 PST

i'd like to go home now, please.

excuse me, mister. i'm sorry to bother you if you're busybut i've found myself a bit lost here in your cityyou see, i ran away when i had been asked me to stayi just didn't want it; a moving picture w...
Posted by BADASS BEE on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 02:37:00 PST

BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IN LOVE.

E MONEY MD2385 (2:37:02 AM): from what I know E MONEY MD2385 (2:37:03 AM): about E MONEY MD2385 (2:37:09 AM): what a relationship should be E MONEY MD2385 (2:37:2...
Posted by BADASS BEE on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 12:38:00 PST

Shy.

"'Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?''That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,''I don't know where...''Then it doesn't matter which way you go.'"name that quote...
Posted by BADASS BEE on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 01:24:00 PST