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274539 564448

Hypocrisy should be a convenience, not an inhibition

About Me

I have only a few solutions that I choose to keep to myself; the rest is an inconsistant ramble of cynical critisms. I point the finger, because I'm a bad person, and I'm willing to admit that.

My Interests

The Cooking Channel.

I'd like to meet:

I dunno, humour me.

Music:

Music causes me to break out in a feverish rash; I prefer the sound of kittens been feed through a garden mulcher.

Movies:

Film.

Television:

Warps innocent minds.

Books:

When read are genrally good.

Heroes:

...Superman?

My Blog

Haiku

San Fransisco;Hot Buttered Spit Roast;Three Men, Complete.
Posted by 274539 564448 on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 06:14:00 PST

buckets fall in jamacia, lots of dead babies...everywhere.

Heat bearing Tabultha, mightiest of the Sun's gods, he weilds his flaming spoon reeking devastation and mayhem throughout the breakfast cereals of many hard working celebrities. Afterall selling yours...
Posted by 274539 564448 on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 03:22:00 PST

5 pints of petrol later

There is a violent pollen yeti around the corner waiting for those unexpecting children to take that ignorent step into the deceptive hazard of this monster's lair.In other news shappelle corby was de...
Posted by 274539 564448 on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 02:12:00 PST

socks that talk and let each other know which children are ripe, and which ones will grow stale

If you imagine for a second that frogs are made from butter, and that all the things you are convinced that you need to live are metaphysical objects that you impose on your reality in a subliminal qu...
Posted by 274539 564448 on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 06:48:00 PST

Babbage, my love.

hey, I just thought I'd share this little comment rueban posted on my myspace; it is thoroughly revolting, and for those of you who actually know Mr Babbage or have been taught under him, then just...
Posted by 274539 564448 on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 04:54:00 PST

Uncompremisable Dilemma

Excuse me everyone, allow me to tell you a story, a dilemma of a friend of a friend of mine he desperatly needs advice, let me explain...His name is Temurat, Temurat was a humble little soul up until ...
Posted by 274539 564448 on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 05:41:00 PST

An uninteresting incident involving a toasted sandwhich.

okay james im going to blog...ah i just woke up its about 5 pm i have to work at 6...im sick as i have a chest infection and was sleeping when i wwas suposed to call work off, oh shit now my sandwhich...
Posted by 274539 564448 on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 12:01:00 PST

Another uninteresting incident involving the same toasted sandwhich.

I got my sandwhich out of the jaffle iron, and it was burnt, it tastes like nothing, its black and crumbly, i still have to work in an hour i feel like shit...gee i can't even begin to imagine what ha...
Posted by 274539 564448 on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 12:08:00 PST