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Courtney Jones

About Me


“My name is Courtney, and I’m a sarcastic, alcoholic, pedophile, nerd.”
”Hi, Courtney.”
“What is this? A center for ants!?”
ha.
My friends are my all,
They make me laugh.
If you can't take a joke or give one,
fuck off
I only like people who can make me laugh
I love Basketball,
then again I always say this after camp
:(
I think I’m hardcore.
More so than all those knobs that say ‘c%$t’
I scratch myself instead
and eat beef jerky
whilst wearing my plaid flannelette rofl
im actually really shoe obsessed
I go to the best school ever
But I’m an outcast because
I’m to hardcore to own magic cards
I shit magic instead.
Apparently placing a shit upon the table
doesn’t count earn points.
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I'm unsure about this year:
I want to pass well,
but try and bludge more than normal.
I want to know new people,
even though i hate humanity.
I don't want to change,
But im sick of the old.
I can't wait until the footy season is back
FUCK CRICKET.

life is about sitting outide Hooters,
with a carton of beer
and wathcing the world go by.


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home. add. message. pictures. blog.

I am Courtney and I am a nerd
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Ill finish this of when i can be bothered.

PALINDROMES
is a fucking awesome movie.
wayyyy better than gobshite rofl
:)

my new goal in life is to learn elvish.


Auta miqula orqu

LOL @ ME :)
school boredome = this (click!)

Echo Base this is Rouge 2.

Heroes:



My Blog

I am so funny.

I have just decicded that I am utterly hilarious.1. This wallpaper i made for Emily's computer today.Yeah, she hell thought her computer was screwed.2. I am hilarious.End of story. Whatever i say is e...
Posted by COCKslap on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 12:35:00 PST

Six.

okay so ive been at bit slack lately.im slack with everything,im slack life-wise.and thats how bogans operate my friend.i think i shall retire,find a dodgy couch from someones hard rubbishplace it on ...
Posted by COCKslap on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 05:50:00 PST

Five.

Poor shiny wasnt at school today.we had a relief,and i sat next to Jo FOR THE WHOLE LESSON.AND FINISHED A WHOLE SHEET!Me and Emily are such nerds.so to make up for it,we HAD to bludge biotech.i cant b...
Posted by COCKslap on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 06:19:00 PST

Four.

rofl these are old pictures of jesses computer. ALL done on paint fo shiz. and i gots a purdy new dress ^_^ and jess got hillbilly overalls we kick ass.   ...
Posted by COCKslap on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 02:22:00 PST

Three.

i might not have so much spare time if Jess gave me my ninja turtles game already!!-hint hint-at least i have fulona doll!but boys saw her ankles, now she cant get married to a nice man with chickens ...
Posted by COCKslap on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 05:41:00 PST

Two.

&&&&&&&& shit yeah/.i got my basketball camp note today! HECK YES ALL STAR CAMP 07!10th ANNIVERSARY TOO!i cant wait!(i like exclamation marks today!)ITZ DA BEST WEEK EV...
Posted by COCKslap on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 06:19:00 PST

One.

I'm bringing sexy back Them other boys don't know how to act I think you're special whats behind your back So turn around and ill pick up the slack. Take em' to the bridge Dirty babe You see these sha...
Posted by COCKslap on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 05:45:00 PST

the start of something new?

okay,confession time:'so ive just realised that i have a strange addiction with my maths teacher.not in a sexual way, because thats just creepy and wrong.but in a subconcious obsessive way i suppose.'...
Posted by COCKslap on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 07:20:00 PST