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Dread Pirate Mitch

X-Box? said William Shatner, That sounds vaguely pornographic!

About Me

"A lie is only a vice when it does harm. It is a great virtue when it does good. So be more virtuous than ever. You must lie like the devil, not timidly, not for a while, but boldly, and all the time."
~Voltaire
* * *The following is an ADD stream of thought...***
Hmm. I'm kinda shy around ppl I don't know most of the time, fairly cheerful/laid back in spite of always wearing black. I know how to enjoy a silence (why do ppl insist on filling up every second with meaningless chatter?).
I'm very kinestetic; I like to tinker with things and see if they will (still?) work the way I want them to. I am a smart ass at times, can't decide which parent I got THAT from *rolls eyes*
Have a series of scars on my inner left forearm, near the elbow, from when I lost a fight with an angle grinder one summer... They're starting to fade (usually whenever I get cut the wound seals fast but there's a scar for a while). One time when I was younger I was riding my bike to the pool and someone hit me with a car and left, I got up and started dragging my bike and at first I guess I didn't notice that I was bleeding everywhere and someone came out of their house screaming and told me to stay put while they called an ambulance. Very zombie moment.
I'd wake up at the crack of noon everyday if I could, not a morning person. I like staying up til the early AM's anyway (some ppl IM me to ask if Im awake and it wakes me up, but thats another story). Wandering around after dark is invigorating, my town is dead after like 9pm LOL
I recently went to a convention dressed as a pirate.. Yeah it sounds weird, but its an excuse to be obnoxious, loud, and to swagger.. Whats not to love? _
Oh, and Rum & Cream Soda is a lot better than it sounds...

My Interests

Piracy, Sci Fi, Fantasy, Shin Megami Tensai:Nocturne (yes, I'm a Megatennist), Piracy, Anime (favorite: Bleach/Samurai Champloo/Berserk/Samurai 7), Manga (favorite: Deathnote), curiosity is an admirable trait, Final Fantasy VII & XI & XII, Drinking Code Red (my friends' expert medical opinion is that it will replace my blood soon), Vampirism, oh and Piracy

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: David Mitchell, aka Mitch
Birthday: 3/16/1986
Birthplace: who knows
Current Location: see above
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: uh.. Red-Blond I guess
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish, German
The Shoes You Wore Today: black Airwalks
Your Weakness: Molybdenum bullets and penicillin (well, I used to be allergic to penicillin, didn't bother me last time I took it on accident)
Your Fears: AIDs probably
Your Perfect Pizza: fungus and flesh (mushrooms and sausage), maybe onions too
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a summer job LOL
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: where am I?
Your Best Physical Feature: you tell me
Your Bedtime: midnight-2am?
Your Most Missed Memory: if it's missing.. how would I know?
Pepsi or Coke: Code Red
McDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Rum & Cream Soda
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Capuccino
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: of course
Do you Sing: nope
Do you Shower Daily: I'd like to meet someone who doesn't and laugh at them
Have you Been in Love: hmm
Do you want to go to College: I'm going to college
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: not anymore
Do you think you are Attractive: does it matter if I think I am?
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell yes
Do you play an Instrument: hell no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: don't smoke, get the facts straight
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not really
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no LOL
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: who the hell calls a guy that?
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: before I'm too old to do anything
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: writer
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland or England and never come back (fuck you Bush)
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue or Green (just me, or is Green really rare? I've met like 2 ppl with Green eyes ever)
Favorite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: doesn't matter
Height: any but not -much- taller than me LOL
Weight:
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own:
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 3

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

I'd like to meet:

Captain Jack Sparrow!

My Site:
The Cryptocorpus

Other Sites:
My Friend's Pirate page
The Most Ridiculous Pirate Vs. Ninja movie ever
Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Pirate-Speak Video Tutorial
Pirate Name Generator

My AIM screen names:
angryempath & DreadPirateMitch

Our Ship:
(The Bloodsuffering)
Yes, its a flying pirate ship, no one is safe!!

How evil are you?

My life's movie genre:
Erotic Thriller
You've made your own rules in life - and sometimes that catches up with you.
Winding a web of deceit comes naturally, and no one really knows the true you.

Your best movie matches: Swimming Pool, Unfaithful, The Crush If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Music:

Rob Zombie, Disturbed, Marilyn Manson, Depeche Mode, Motorhead, Flogging Molly, Children of Bodom, Killswitch Egnage, Rammstein, Slipknot, Nine Inch Nails, Korn, Mindless Self Indulgence, Dragonforce, Battle Lore, Dropkick Murphys

Movies:

Apocalypto, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, A Scanner Darkly, V for Vendetta, Crank, Silent Hill, The Matrix, X-Men, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Dark Star (its so bad its funny), The Boondock Saints, Kung Pao, Dr. Strangelove, Tombstone, Shaun of the Dead, A Clockwork Orange, Donnie Darko, Snatch, and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

Television:

24, Smallville, The 4400, Dr. Who, Two And A Half Men, Craig Fergusson... Does Bleach count since it's licensed and airs on Cartoon Network now? XD

Books:

Snow Crash, The Excession, Feersum Ennjin, Notes From The Underground, Deathnote, The Two Centimeter Demon (Azazel), On A Pale Horse, Across The Nightengale Floor (Tales of the Otori)

Heroes:

Capt. Jack Sparrow, Nigel and Bluebeard, oh and can't forget Amul, Sweeney Todd, and.. Hulkwillsmash (If I had a little angel on 1 shoulder, he'd be on the other).. happy? =P

My Blog

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I have a Livejournal... go look at that instead =P
Posted by Dread Pirate Mitch on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 12:25:00 PST