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About Me



his name is jaycen tré birmingham .all you need to know is that i love my son.
some call me wonderwoman.
i call myself a producer: cuz nigga, i get shit done.
that is all.

tera & fera @ WACKBAR

TOKYO SISTAS @ GLO
[minus sandy]

TOKYO SISTAS @ SF *haight parking lot pimpin after party
[add sandy, minus cat]

TOKYOS @ DEEP *blue door after party for gera's 23rd
[add in new found ts, the other 2 are MIA]
ps. dear gera,
can i be in your scene? i'm tired of this whole punkrockerhiphopwhore setting i've been mistakingly dropped in. i need to relocate. hardy har har.

the sweetest belles of the ball. sweet like sugar.


"cause i've been bad. i've lied, cheated, stolen and been ungrateful for what i had. and i'm afraid habits rule my waking life i'm scared and i'm runnin' in my sleep...but all the oceans, and rivers and showers will wash it all away and make me clean..."
-rilo kiley

before the tonya harding came along. but i gotta give it up to her cuz this incident helped me see who and how many wonderful friends and fam i got. 143 guys and i'll miss you all.

My Interests


eye painting, moronic activities online, laugher [causing it/the practice itself], man-hugs, watching jaycen blow bubbles, having my students shout my name "ack-a-lin", letting my credit card get it in the ass, eating late night pho for a good night's sleep, sleeping in the automobile during my lunch break, re-discovering america with my immediate family in the previa, visiting other continents, reunions with the relations,

all the yamats i know are fucking hot!

female strippers (preferably real talented/thick/with piercings,)

my texan lover khristine, come back to san jo bitch i miss you. i'll get you tiramisu, please visit me!

my "cousin/sister" gera, cuz she understands me like no one would,

tera and jen=my dance team. they take care of me, and i heart them. tera is the ultimate party bus. move over jen [yeah you and your boobs can sit in the back] i got shottie.

and if tera's out of gas, i know i can turn to my cousin rj! cuz he knows where the partys at!
slang flashcards [thanks khristine,] michel gondry, and dating KORG & ROLAND [that would be my synth & amp for those who don't know, well now you know]

btfucking way: sex appeal doesn't mean peel off your clothes

TOKYO SISTAS [one for every flava]

get your dancing shoes on and lets boogie.

I'd like to meet:


postive people.

some boy who can stroke my jet black hair & hot-wire my soul. if him and i could sip on water on the rocks while sharing a box of yan yans...that would be great. if he learns to save the chocolate portion of his yys for me, my pussy's his. [what, i'm gonna buy myself a cat and give it to him gosh.]
i'd also like to meet karma. so i can shake her hand and thank her for getting back at those who dared to fuck with me. thanks girl, i owe you a drink!
btfuckingw, if you're from san jose where the sharks dwell, i definitely do NOT want to meet you. yeah that would be great.

Music:

speaker destroying, mind-sticking, infects the mouth with annoying humming

sorry space cadets/i don't feel like playing artist hockey/i don't need to list every compact disc i own to look cool

Movies:

Michel Gondry, John Hughes, Steven Spielberg, & movies with Tom Hanks, Robin Williams, Ben Stiller, Adam Sandler, Will Farrell, Robert DeNiro [there's more but those are my ultimate faves]...
movies with a real plot, make you trip out & think, make you tear, and the ones that make you giggle like a little bitch.
you know how you know when a certain flik is a good movie? when you rehearse lines out loud at random places...
"i can't talk to my mother so i talk to my diary.../damn it feels good to be gangsta. "-office space.

Television:

what not to wear
it takes a thief
cheaters
pimp my ride

Books:

class required ones are interesting if you dislike failure

Heroes:


matt bellamy is a fucking musical genius. he plays on dr. who like no other. when i saw him live, he fucking inspired me to make beautiful music. he's so fucking amazing!

HALLE BERRY: cuz if someone as hot as her gets played on, why get married? [i'm with her on the marriage thing, i'm never getting married. marriage is just a title that i don't need/relationships are nothing but drama! shit a man ain't gonna get me my ph.d. i don't need a man to buy me car, i don't need a man to buy me a house, shit, i wear the dickies in my household!]

sex goddess heroine equals ANGELINA JOLIE VOIGHT.

i admire GWEN STEFANI'S clothing formula.

AALIYAH, i idolized her hardcore, even learning a few of her dance routines. i thought she and gwen were so awesome cuz they were one those few women that are so fucking beautiful that gigantic breasts are not needed.
JESUS died for all of us.
my NANAY and PAPA went on my WILDEST rollercoasters and ALWAYS went back in line...
oh wonderwoman, jean grey, rogue, catwoman, & jessica rabbit.

My Blog

TEAR

Sometimes women can be the most catty, hateful, jealous human beings on earth. Seldom are they friendly. I've been lucky to recieve sweet messages from the most random women on myspace. One instance,&...
Posted by FREE PLAYSTATION PORTABLE/FREE IPOD on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

baby mama love

WTF. where was i when the song of my [2004-2005.5] life came out? here's the lyrics so you all can see why i relate. if you need some translating [for those of you who are slangdicapped] hit me u...
Posted by FREE PLAYSTATION PORTABLE/FREE IPOD on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

truth hurts don't it bitch?

quote/unquote Who sees the human face correctly: the photographer, the mirror, or the painter? (Pablo Picasso) Don't be afraid to see what you see. (Ronald Reagan) Deceiving others. That is...
Posted by FREE PLAYSTATION PORTABLE/FREE IPOD on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

2004

Sunday, February 22, 2004 i've had a good bloody week of no work. how fun it is to lay around and nap all day. hmmm. i'm here sitting po-faced pondering of the weeks events. saturday was my father...
Posted by FREE PLAYSTATION PORTABLE/FREE IPOD on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ARE YOU A MILF IN TRAINING?

i thought this was a rather interesting find. i can vouch for the having the boy stuff, i had a basketball belly and was never super nauseated. ----------------------------xoxo mama jack How to Kn...
Posted by FREE PLAYSTATION PORTABLE/FREE IPOD on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

more power to all my baby mamas!

yeah so tomorrow is mother's day. i never thought of myself as the perfect mom due to my situation and place in life. i'm young, i work full time, i school full time and etc. but i do have this. ...
Posted by FREE PLAYSTATION PORTABLE/FREE IPOD on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dear erik

ummm, hi. stop calling me and fuck off. yeah um, yeah, that would be great. thanks. edit: ummm, yeah. this includes myspacing. yeah. stop myspacing me too. yeah. that would be great.
Posted by FREE PLAYSTATION PORTABLE/FREE IPOD on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hey you

go watch sin city. whether you are a friend of mine, a stranger who was one day browsing and somehow landed here, or even if you are one of those who hate me.... go fucking watch the motherf...
Posted by FREE PLAYSTATION PORTABLE/FREE IPOD on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

roy, gera, & mona...

tell me this bitch ass song is a motherfucking trip. =========== 'You & Me' Lyrics Intro I mean, I just need to talk to you right now Yeah, yeah, where I begin Right, yeah, yeah Sunny ...
Posted by FREE PLAYSTATION PORTABLE/FREE IPOD on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

JAYCEN & C.R.E.A.M.

starting over. zeroing down my habits. less is MORE. gym lots and lots. start up the music thang again. stay busy. stability. scheduled isolation. friend sessions. dance and...
Posted by FREE PLAYSTATION PORTABLE/FREE IPOD on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST