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Alissa

I am here for Friends

About Me

anyone who knows me well will say i'm a dork! but they love me anyway
Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real"
You're a bit of a cynic when it comes to love.
You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart.

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the person you're seeing (with no mentions of v-day!)

Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic

What turns you off: romantic expectations and "greeting card" holidays

Why you're hot: you don't just play hard to get - you are hard to get What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Everyone from Laguna Beach so i could slap them in the face and tell them how stupid they all are. Tom Brady!!!!, jennifer anniston (so i could tell her how right she was to dump brad, what an asshole!), angelina (so i could tell her congrats on fucking such a fox), and lindsay lohan to figure out her awesome weightloss secrets (i.e. crack)

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