Toby, Amanda, Manna, Tobaybay, Tobinair, Toby Titties, Tobacious Toby
whatever you call me, i'm shameless and i don't give a fuck what you think of me. i'm not here to impress anyone.
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
you don't call the shots so don't even bother. this is my life and i live by my rules. i live off close calls and instinct, i know right from wrong, i know fact from fiction. i have a huge heart and i'll do anything for the people i love. i'm the sweetest girl in the world until you fuck with me.
yes, they're real. no, you may not see them.
i'm a bit neurotic.
i'm fat, get the fuck over it.
i know i'm not perfect, and i never will be. i have flaws, and i accept them and try to improve them, so stop throwing shit in my face, it's pathetic and not accomplishing anything.
i'm horrible at remembering plans and names and i always overbook myself.
i'm not like any girl you'll ever meet. i can guarantee that.
i'm a lot to handle. a lot of people can't.
despite common misconception, i'm completely happy with my life; but there's always room for improvement.
i'm amazing with authority. i can get out of tickets like nobody's business.
let's talk about politics some time. chances are i'll piss you off.
i believe in reform, not anarchy. i don't eat meat. i'm not antiwar, i'm propeace. i dance. i believe in a higher power, i just haven't given it a name yet. we're here for a reason.
i'm not special or unique. i know we're all condemned to lead the lives society has set out for us to live. but i also know i'm going to fight it to the bitter fucking end.
i've been told i let my mouth run, but i just need guidelines. if you want me to keep a secret, tell me, and i will.
let's get one thing straight: this is a fucking website. don't believe everything you see,don't take it so seriously. get to know me first,
go ahead and talk your shit, chances are i don't even know your name.
