in the words of the late great eazy-muthafuckin'-e
"i'd rather fuck you."
more words of wisodom from the infamous three 6 mafia
"I'm not the type that get involved in long relationships. Takin' trips, and buyin' gifts, I'm sorry I'm not on that tip. If you want romance you should just stick who you already with. If you in that mood you can hit me on that late night tip."
"Is that how you want to play it? Cause I'll play it like that. I'll play it like Lionel Richie, all night long, lady. Oh yeah. I'll call some guys from my neck of the woods. And we're not talking about, Brooke, about a couple of queens who know a few grapples. We're talking about Pollacks that don't have a goddamn future. That's right. We can make shit real uncomfortable around here, and that's what we're going to do." - Vince Vaughn, The Break-Up
first things first this aint no one up i just run up and sing it in a verse its a curse like vampires at sun up or when they got stuck with the wrong steak in the wrong church but the power of christ compells you so exersize what it do fresh outta 85 when momma popped em and daddy screwed it was love at first sight for the guinney and the pollack dude soon enough hes got the chompers eating up moods like baby food runnin naked no pampers it was lude kinda like chris hes missin the t but thats what made him this catholic to the bones at the alter i do not plea the fif chapelle sidetracked me but i dont often biff like tannon marty mcfly them goode riffs we be jammin middle name bob raised in a wasteland but never had a famine daddy put it on the table corn on the cob finger lakes fishin the streams not no salmon its where i come from wny a little bit cuntry but im not dumb son a little rock and roll its how i have my fun hun ive got a heart thats heavy weights a ton run like dmc bruised broken but not quite undone one like the sweater she wears its rare to find a heart so extrodinare i might not be a rich man no millionaire but ive got a face that stares for a piece that wants my ring right on there give me some company its just time and trees im burning see getting high while it ashes to the ground its like a car crash a siren without a sound its just how i get down i dont front i dont clown like bozo if i had the paper id keep my wrist froze so fresh and so clean one man army not on no street team thread the needle and pull the string seam and sew like the weeds that grow what you need to know and im out the door slow toss ya ass out the sixth story window chinese spare rib compound fracture when your shins blow cuz its steady that wins the race when you smoke that heady dro a sticky icky taste im not about the pennies or the henny or the shit thats laced bro its about what makes sense a fine line divides love and hate and i am that fence that you should never try and scale a tale of a trillion stories that you never felt you fell you fail im an abnormal guy with a lot of time cant you tell this is my mind this isnt art its shit you cant sell so i guess ill just be myself through sickness and in health you caught me lurking wasnt trying to be stealth jamie foxx flexin big bank rolls and wealth everybody is a star this unscripted caught in a jar so be like gasses and get gone far far away from the places you roam to the places you stay this is total bullshit it's my life today is a great day"do as i say not as i do cuz the shits so deep you can't run away"
"all aboard or are all yall bored"
i'm not a punk
. You scored as Punk/Rebel.
Punk/Rebel
94%
Ghetto gangsta
75%
Loner
75%
Stoner
69%
Goth
56%
Drama nerd
50%
Geek
38%
Prep/Jock/Cheerleader
31%
What's Your High School Stereotype?
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Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense. In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself. Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra
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Your Birthdate: July 24
You understand people well and are a natural born therapist.
A peacemaker, people always seem to get along when you are around.
You tend to be a father or mother figure to friends, even to those older than you.
You enjoy your role, and you find that you are close to many people.
Your strength: Your devotion
Your weakness: Reliance on others for happiness
Your power color: Lilac
Your power symbol: Heart
Your power month: June What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Which Stoner Movie Character are you?
Smokey from Friday
What South Park Character Are You? (pics)
Chef
You're an original PIMP! You know your way with the ladies/gents and you know how to satify. Everyone likes you and you like everyone.
Take The Quiz Now! Quizzes by myYearbook.comYou have a sexual IQ of 146
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Are you racist?
Antiracist.
Love and peace within all races. There are good PEOPLE and bad PEOPLE never a good or bad race. People are people. Love thy neighbor.
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Big Johnny Johnston
People Iced: Eleven
Car Bombs Planted: Three
Favorite Weapon Potato Gun
Arms Broken: Twenty Five
Eyes Gouged: Five
Tongues Cut Off: Three
Biggest Enemy: Joey Diamonds
Get Your HITMAN Name
AWSOME-GAME
What kind of pot smoker are you?
fiend smoker
You just want more f-cking pot!
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Which Horror Movie Killer Are You? (pics)
Jason Voorhees
You are Jason Voorhees. You seek one thing.... REVENGE! You don't care who gets in your way. When you kill you are always creative. You are strong and merciless. No wonder so many people are scared of you.
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The most ideal way of suicide for you is...
Train Decapation (Place neck on tracks, wait for train)
You sure you can read this? Because according to your answers you are either: a).A Drunk b).A Pot head c).All of the above. The best way for you to end your loser life would be to simply get really wasted and pass out on some train tracks. I know its a little complicated for you to handle but I have faith in you!
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i hope everyone gets what they really want out of myspace. and thats of course to get laid. good luck and may each stroke remind you of how awesome the internet is. and always remember these words that a wise man once said...."WRAP THE WRASCAL!"
oh, ps, i apoligize ahead of time to bands that add me and get denied. it doesnt mean you or your band sucks, i just dont like the music so im not going to pretend like i enjoy it. if you wanna ask what about your music i dont like after you get the axe feel free to message me. i would just preffer it if my name and face didn't show up with music that i think is shitty. keep up the (good?) work, guys.