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About Me

I just moved to Winnipeg from Santa Rosa, California with my fiance. I miss my peeps in California, but I look forward to making more friends here in Canada. I love ridiculously over the top and horribly insulting Chuck Norris movies such as 'Sidekicks' starring the late Jonathon Brandis. Only a humble and softspoken man such as the old Chuckster writes a movie about an asthmatic pre-teen who fantiacizes about hanging out with him. I also love the movie Basket Case which has a pretty steamy detatched-mutant-siamese-twin love scene. I'm constantly looking forward to another musical endeavor and someday I'll be singing in a band that sticks together and you can't stop me. And if you've read this far then we should hang out sometime. See you later!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

AC Slater and some one who will take me to Funkytown. Hopefully they'll be one in the same.

My Blog

Winnipeg, a voyeur's paradise.

It all started last week as I tried to pull my car out of a not-parking spot that I had crammed it into, riddled with trees and metal posts. Actually, no, I'm wrong, it started in San Fransisco when m...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 14:32:00 GMT

Thank you baby Jesus

I got a freakin' job! Starting tomorrow morning I begin work at The Glass Onion. It's a cafe in the exchange district and probably the closest thing that Winnipeg has to Aroma's. I was really starting...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:31:00 GMT

Cat-Lady in training

Don't get me wrong, I love waking up at twelve, not wearing underwear, and gradually carving out a custom butt imprint on the couch, but there are only so many reruns of Unsolved Mysteries you can wat...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:04:00 GMT

hittin the road

Zion and I said our last goodbyes this weekend and at 12 o'clock noon, we took our last drive ever through Santa Rosa (or at least for a while). My car is so full of crap that it bottoms out every tim...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 19:41:00 GMT

Color Me Out Of Here...

In four short weeks, I will be moving. I realize that isn't very shocking considering I rotate shanties about once a month, but this time I'm moving far. Not like when I said I was moving to New York,...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 20:10:00 GMT

Decisions that effect the rest of your life

Are best made when wasted and decided upon in a matter of seconds. I got a delightfully tacky tattoo, two actually,  for reals, not just the kind you stick on and then find yourself pulling off t...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 00:00:00 GMT

No Sir, I Don't Like It

My theory is that most  jobs unleashed upon unsuspecting college drop-outs such as myself are so demeaning, so mind-numbing, so utterly heinous that they will eventually lead any twenty-something...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 22:06:00 GMT

Sad Saddy Sad McSadderson

Seth is gone...goodbye and good luck to the best part about Santa Rosa, puking naked off of the back porch, dancing in really uncomfortable costumes and interpretive dances to The Carpenters, to last-...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 13:46:00 GMT

What's hotter than a man thong?

Actually, a lot of things, and I was trying to think of all of them while one waived in front of me like a rainbow flag at the gay pride parade. Some guy in a teal blue "pool boy" shirt and maching pa...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 00:58:00 GMT

You get what you Give

Today I realized that doing nice stuff is good. OK, well I didn't really realize that today, I probably realized that years ago when I delicately crafted crude gifts for my mother and saw how much she...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 00:22:00 GMT