myspace fat chick pics |
OK you know who you are................... so turn down the lights, suck in that big flabby gut, put on slutty clothes. Take a real crappy pic of yourself in a dungy bathroom, or from a weird an...
Posted by MAD MIKE on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 05:13:00 PST |
Stupid myspace pics.... |
Its amazing here on *self absorbed* space. I see so many people trying to pull shit off on here and it cracks me up. Girls using dim lighting, weird high angles to hide the truth. What the fuck is tha...
Posted by MAD MIKE on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 03:54:00 PST |
Why people leave pic comments............ |
Stop fucking asking me to *Check out my pics* I will if I want to. Also, don't post comments on people page saying *check out my new pics* How fucking self absorbed is that. Fuck your 4000 stupid PICS...
Posted by MAD MIKE on Mon, 28 May 2007 10:08:00 PST |
Simpsons Movie.... |
OK first of all why is this movie being made 15 years too late???? What new material could they possibly put in the movie. The show has been milking the same 3 plots for years.1. What crazy wack...
Posted by MAD MIKE on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 08:09:00 PST |
Why I hate old movies..... |
Old movies are so annoying. Why are they all 6 hours long????? There full of so much empty space with no dialogue and always have that fucking high pitched violin music.........SUCKS!!!!!!!!!
Posted by MAD MIKE on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 02:41:00 PST |
Other Peoples Surveys *time to fight back* |
1. When was the last time you gave a shit about someone's survey? NEVER2. How petty, shallow and self absorbed are the surveys people post? VERY3. Do you think the person is bored when they post...
Posted by MAD MIKE on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 09:16:00 PST |
How you know your in NJ |
No matter how ugly the girl she thinks she's the hottest piece of ass on earth just by flashing some skin.You can't go to the shore and not see 9 out of 10 Guidos in a group.No your not in Iraq, that ...
Posted by MAD MIKE on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 11:46:00 PST |
The Necklace |
I got his necklace that turns out to smell like fish so Ishowered to see if that would help. I got out and butan undershirt on and the necklace stained it brownand turned it into a fish shirt. It was ...
Posted by MAD MIKE on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 04:14:00 PST |
Ode to Guidos |
You pasta eating fat grease ball, in the Mafia now your a "Don" Tight black shirts sporting gold 30 gold chains, right above your pizza stains. Hey fat Tony go wack a made man, go club him with your f...
Posted by MAD MIKE on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 05:59:00 PST |
Ghetto Gowns |
You know those dumbass white shirts they wear in the ghetto that goes down past there knees. Why don't you just buy a dress??? It just occurred to me that I know where "Ghetto Gowns" came from. Rememb...
Posted by MAD MIKE on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 07:01:00 PST |
