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Mike

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Fat, Loud and Drunk..... but thats how I like it.

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My Interests

Drinking,$40 cases of becks, video games, WWE, Carlito, BLOODDUSTER, purchasing masks of terrorists, ebay, satan, beer, the dillitia, attempting to form a band that we will no doubt spend more time talking about than actually doing it, EPL, the mocking of everyone and anyone, haterade, self humiliation, procreation and masturbation (in any order, or both at once), monkeys, COOPERS (both the woman and the beer), the WALLY BUS, pirates and piracy.

I'd like to meet:

Bob Loblaw, Chareth Cutestory, Victoria Ironbox amongst others

Music:

BLOOD DUSTER, Slayer, descendents, f-minus, princess superstar, AC/DC, opivy, queers, Turbonegro, Dogbouy, goodbye harry, Dwarves. Bumpin Uglies, green day, ALL, spazzy's, mindsnare, pennywise, beastie boys, Devo, My Farts

Movies:

Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Sin City, BASEketball, Team America, Idiocracy, Office Space, Suburban Mayhem, Brain Dead (Dead Alive), Bad Taste, Repo Man, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Goonies, Gremlins 1 & 2, Lost Boys, Outsiders, Platoon, Ghost of Mars, Three Kings, CHOPPER, memento, little miss sunshine, slither, se7en and undoubtably many more.

Television:

COLBERT REPORT, Simpsons, Deadwood, Family Guy, Law and Order: Elevator Inspectors Unit, RAW, Smackdown, Neighbours, Entourage, Lost, Cheaters, Springer, Futurama, Animal Planet, Brak Show, RENO 911, Chappelle Show, Arrested Development, The Soup

Books:

Anything that allows me to drink its contents whilst i read

Heroes:

My Dog Pugsley and to a lesser extent his pal Lewis. Also Kanye West, The Australian Soccer team & Steven Colbert