AshLey

what the heckO can i say about lil old me ... well im me ! to much to handle i like to say random crap that no one understands...and my friends are the only ones that understand my dorky self its kinda crazie when i think about it.. well how about u read these billion questions to know me... 1. What brand of toothpaste? Duh...Colgate? 2. Shampoo and conditioner in one or separate? seperate..that 2 in 1 is crap, it doesn't work at all man 4. What flavor dental floss? erm....mint 5. Do you roll your socks or pull them up? umm i dont get it 6. Toilet paper: wad or fold? oh god wut a stupid question fold ! 7. Do you know Donald Ducks middle name? he has one? 8. Favorite colors? pink and white :) 9. Summer footwear: sandals or nothing? umm sandals but i lub socks 10. Apples, oranges, or bananas? i dont really care, but apples 11. Lefty or righty? Righty! 12. Glass is half-empty or half-full? It depends...cause if you just filled the glass up half way than it's half full, BUT if you had a full glass and you drank half, then it would be half empty... 13. Bleh or blah? Blah! what the heck does bleh mean? 14. What do you like about yourself? not to much 15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers? hecko yeah ! 16. Do you sing in the shower? hehe when i have a song stuck in my head yeah 17. Do you talk to your pet? yeah ! 24/7 18. Do you talk to yourself? haha no...i think 19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist? eeeewww....i've never had this question before...other words no 20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name? we have those? oh ya! haha no 21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas? hecko no ! 22. Do you have 11 toes? no i have 10 23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used? some angel/heaven shit lol 24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? yeah ..hecko yeah ! 25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink? hell yeah ! 26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny? Mickey 27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot? oh yeah baby ..turn on ! 28. Would you ever recite poetry to a girl? hell no ! 29. What color nail polish/lipstick would you wear? whatever i have on...and i dont wear lipstick...it gets annoying when it's on your cup when you take a drink and it wears off, and it's just bad man 30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous? yeah ! when i am scared 31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picture day? haha hell yeah ! 32. Do tight jeans make guys look gay? well if they are not too tight but some guys look hott 33. How do you take mascara off? washin my face with CLEAN n CLEAR hehe 34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on? i dont like girls soo hell no 35. Do you know HOW to figure out bra size? yeah, i read it in a magazine lol 36. Would you ever wear lip gloss? everyday! lol 37. What's better: gummi sweettarts or sweettart gum? gummi sweetarts 38. M&Ms or Skittles? mmm skittles 39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her? hell yeah i love my mom ! 40. What is 1+1? 95682431.702359 haha i'm j/k it's 2 41. What is your favorite holiday? Christmas and my bday hehe lot's of presents! 42. Pick one: RuPaul or Dennis Rodman: dennis lol ! 43. How old are you? 14......still.... :( 44. How old do you WANT to be? 14 i hate people who dont charish this mom ent 45. Where do you want to live? VEGAS ! 46. Where do you want to go? england 47. Who do you want to meet? Tons of people ; pee wee herman 48. Do you like Kool-Aid? yup 49. Does pine-sol smell good? a lil bit 50. What are your favorite pizza toppings? Cheese 51. Do you like toast? yeah omg yeah ! i live on it 52. Do you still carve pumpkins? yeah 53. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa? nope ! he is already fat enoogh 54. Have you lost all your baby teeth? a duh ! 55. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? i think 56. Clear or colored? Depends what for, but probably colored 57. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick? good ole mint! 58. Where is your hand right NOW? on the mouse 59. What is better: your right ear or left pinky? umm...i have no comment 60. Okay or O'tay? o'tay is gay. okay is normal 61. French poodle or french kiss? kiss ! all the way ~ 62. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches? how am i supposed to know? 64. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2? good question 65. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages? Yep 66. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages? no bro no sis ! 67. Does your grandma tell you she is 29? no she just tells me she old lol 68. Have you ever used colored white-out? no, but i want some! lol 69. What do you think of Smurfette? huh ? 70. What is your favorite book? i cant read 71. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love sound? like a movie .. freakin awesome 72. Salmon or Cod? Neither, I hate fish. 73. Crab or Lobster? eeewww i dont like fishys 74. What sounds better: up or down? Up ^ 75. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? sideways is more natural...who says sidewards??? idiots... 76. Ok, NOW where is your hand? Keyboard stupid 77. Describe the best day of your life. the day i kissed the one i had a crush on 4 a bit 78. Broom or mop? Umm..... broom I guess 79. What is your favorite word? BABE 80. Free! woo 81. What is your full name? Ashley Rose Williams 82. What do you wish your name was? something other than ashley because everyone in the whole world's name is ashley 83. Describe your kinkiest fantasy. how bout no...rated R 84. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard?xaviaer..my friend josh 85. Are your feet the same size? yeah...i think 86. Cassettes or CDs? CD's 87. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home? Noperz 88. What are your Christmas traditions? open presents, play with them the rest of the day...and that's all i can remember lol 89. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut? Tear 90. 10 more to go, are you bored? nope...surprisingly 91. Do you like onions? No 92. What would you name your band, if you had one? haha STEAKHEAD!!! 93. Have you ever worn a dress? Yeah 94. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will hear you? nope 95. Frogs or toads? Frogs! 96. Do you believe in making a wish at 11:11? yeah ! 97. 8 or 3? Well probably 3 98. How long can you hula-hoop for? i dunno a long time 99. Did you know Dave is AWESOME? wat the hell ? 100. You made it. Do you love me now? no 101. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little? NO! 102. On your last birthday, what did you wish for? money 103. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem? Some of them... 104. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house? No 105. Are you going to name your son Elvis? No! 106. If not, what? not sure 107. What about your daughter? dont know 108. Describe your most embarrassing moment. u dont wanna know 109. Do you read tabloids? yeah there fun 110. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played? umm...no 111. Do you like cotton candy? yeah 112. Do you suffer from cramps? OMG YEAH YEAH YEAH 113. Do you have that not-so-fresh feeling? no 114. Favorite food? taco's!!!!! hehe..mexican food 115. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery? Umm get my money and do some good ol fashion shopping 116. Ribbed or plain? Ahh! What for? 117. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"? I don't know what your talking about 118. Apple pie or cherry pie? apple pie 119. Pepsi or Coke? Pepsi 120. Strawberry or vanilla? strawberry 121. Favorite movie?pee wees big adventure and bio-dome 122. Favorite actors? i dunno lol 123. Favorite actresses? sandra bullock, and umm.....i like reese witherspoon, and umm.... who else...hmm...i forgot...lol 124. Cheerios or corn flakes? corn flakes 125. Panty hose or thigh-highs? thigh-highs...i d k ? 126. Do you shave your legs? HECKO YEAH 127. Midnight or mid-day?night 128. Hope or Billy? what? 129. Cottonball or Q-tip? cottonbacll 130. Dry or lubricated? Uhh depends 131. Fast or slow? slow ? i dont know 132. Hard or soft? Depends on what again. 133. Yogurt or ice-cream? I like ice cream, and frozen yogurt 134. Spoon or fork? depends what for, because it's kinda hard eating soup with a fork....believe me I've tried! lol 135. Are you crying right now? Nope 136. Fling or flick? what? 137. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see? me giving myself the finger lol..my heart ring 138. Look to your left, what do you see? my bulletin borad 139. Look to your right, what do you see? A wall and hall 140. Who is at your house right now? Me,mom 2 dogs 141. Are your legs crossed right now? uh...no 142. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now? Too lazy 143. Favorite song? way away 144. Boxers or briefs? well i dont wear either, but boxers lol 145. Tootsie pops or blowpops? Blow Pops lol 146. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint? Juicy Fruit 147. Do you like to fish? no boring xZZZZzzZx 148. Is your grandpa cool? :-( 149. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories? :-( 150. Do you snore? No 151. Describe how your breath smells right now. erm....like a tic tac lol 152. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis"? I'm a girl but if I was either of those I'd wanna be matilda 153. Does it taste good? Sure why not 154. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge? Lick....who uses a sponge, i mean HONESTLY! lol 155. Do you chew on pens/pencils? heehee ya 156. What is your favorite comic (like in the paper)? umm garfield 157. Acting class or class act? acting 158. Upside-down or downside-up? Upside down 159. What's up? the sky stupid 160. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of? A growling tiger 161. What does this - .dm,'fglkserhngjkqb; make you think of? a spelling mistake...what else would it be? 162. Blondes or brunettes? ? 163. Push or pull? Push 164. If a door says pull, do you automatically push? haha yeah ! 165. Do you even read those door things? no i got a life 166. Do spiders scare you? HELL YEAH 167. What does? spiders lol 168. Did you know I was scared of FROGS when I was a baby? you're joking me 169. What was your first word? ut oh ! 170. What was your first phrase? I don't know! 171. What can you not pronounce? like big words with lot's of letters lol 172. Did you know my phone just rang? well then answer it stupid 173. Is your phone ringing?YEAH ! 174. What's your phone number? 1800-ash-o-lee! HA 175. Do you eat your toe-nails? hecko no gross 176. Are you in drag right now? nope 177. WalMart or Kmart? WalMart 178. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey? jim carrey 179. How many REAL push-ups can you do? omg none 180. How many fake push-ups can you do? lots lol 181. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. Are you tired now? if i did that i'd be dead ya know 182. Does your bike have 2 wheels? Yea 183. Are they flat?yeah 184. Can you do a hand-stand? yep 185. Front or back? for what? 186. Walk backwards for 5 steps. Stop. Turn around. What time is it? 9:13 187. Are you on fire right now? yea...some save me! Quick! lol j/k 188. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you not eating it? 100% 189. Sprite or 7-up? Sprite 190. Dr. Pepper or Mug RootBeer? mug root beer 191. Bambi or Thumper? thumper lol 192. Do you think Flower is hot? who's flower? that skunk..ish thing? uh no 193. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you? if u did it first lol 194. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5? no 195. Do you know there are people who would do that for free? Wonderful 196. Umm... can you count how many questions are left? 4..woo go me 197. Is your left pinky right-handed? no...yes...wait! stop confusing me!!! 198. 5+7+8-1234569%555x3=? you figure it out. 199. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but they were out, how many apples would you have? None 200. Do you know how many calories you burn when you do the wild thing? what wild thing? lol