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Jeff Salkowski

you can stand under my umbrella ella ella ay ay ay

About Me

all i care about is making music, drinking and chasing girls
i'm not kidding

My Interests

Waffles
Jeans
Chapstick
Mario Tennis
Hair
Arguing
Jumping Rope
Minds
Road Trips
Text Messaging
Jazz
Taco Bell
Awkwardness
Philly
Money
Tea

I'd like to meet:

she ran into the bathroom to
put on her
makeup.
I got up for another
beer.
I sat back down
just had the new bottle
to my mouth
when she came out of the
bathroom.

"holy shit!" she screamed,
"you're
disgusting!"

I laughed right into the
bottle, gagged, spit a mouthful of
beer across my
undershirt.

Music:

Lately?

Lakes
Thunder Thunder
Stevie Wonder

Movies:

Fight Club
Anchorman
GoodFellas
Eternal Sunshine
The Departed

Television:

The Office
Scrubs
Seinfeld

Books:

Vonnegut
Bukowski
Kerouac
Hemingway
Eggers

My Blog

11th Grade Literature

First of all; to get things straight, I am in Mr. Lawler's advanced english 11 class at Washington Township High School. We've read A LOT of literature this year and studied A LOT of authors and if I'...
Posted by jeff salkowski on Mon, 14 May 2007 04:12:00 PST