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Hey guys- Shannon here. I am 23 years old and I hate dumb jealous bitches. I am NOT down with *DRAMA* so if you got it, walk the other way. Here is the low down on me. I am currently attending the University of Denver and I kick ass at it. i have the most amazing boyfriend ever. Ryan, I love you with all of my heart. I dont know if I could ever be okay without you. You mean the world to me and I never want you to leave my side. You are my soulmate, my everything... I recently had to cut all the negative influences out of my life because they were over dramatic and REALLY irritating. Its hard to keep focused sometimes but in the end I do what I gotta do and I know i'll be going further than a lot of you losers out there. I am loud, I say more than I should, and people say I am spoiled :)...But I am a fun loving girl who could be considered too trusting at times. I have been lied to and stabbed in the back but overall I know who my TRUE friends are and I love you guys!! I have an adorable pup named Tillie. She is a white Pekengenese and has a smushed face. I fucking love her, so if you kick my dog, you die. I love my friends and family and would do pretty much anything for them. I hate mustard, tinfoil, frozen pizza, BITCHES WITH HERPES, weaves, ginger children, dolls, tequila, Red Robin, myspace, meth addicts, excercise, loud bossy fat girls, non-alcoholic bevarages, all people named STEVE, and the Andy Milinokis Show. I am probably the biggest fag hag you will ever meet. I love my homos...they are bigger bitches than me! Shake it ladies! I am NOT a lesbian but I will make out with a chick if she is hot enough. I like country music but I hate hillbillys. If you eat my food without asking I will punch you in your face. I dont like to be bossed around unless its in the bedroom. I hate guys who wear girl pants. I douse all my food in salt. I lose my cell phone at least once a month. I only watch horror movies because everything else is boring. I dont date guys younger than me. I dont date guys that do drugs. I dont date guys with mommy and daddy issues. I dont date guys that brag about their penis size and drive big cars (thats too obvious) I hate people that eat sushi because they think its classy-gross. Beer is not as good as Jack, but ill drink it if its the only thing left. I only run if I am being chased. I am a crabby bitch in the morning...every morning. I love clubs but hate the asian invasion. I dance onstage, in a skirt. I HATE CHERRY SODA. I am scared of midgets because they are sneeky. Bong water smells bad. Peace!....