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About Me

i stand most of the time. i like avocado. nyah.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

BABY JEEBUS.

My Blog

Gino Vannelli - Night Walker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ0sFNI0TBc gino rocks
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 17:53:00 GMT

yesterday

iwasstressingoutidontknowwhybutidecidedtodipintoabottleofthe glenllevitwhichwasawayofrelaxingbutprobablynotthebestwayohwe llitisraininghereforwhatseemslikeforevereventhoughihaveonlyb eenhereforfivedaysan...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 07:07:00 GMT

today

todayisadaywhereidothinsthatiain'tneverdonelikebeinanofficew hereiamsupposedtobedoingworkwhileiwaitformyassistantwhomayne vershowupidontknowsoihaveofficiallystartedmynewjobicallsitmy summerjobhahahaisntt...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 08:19:00 GMT

fiddlesticks

fiddlesticks.   ain't that HILLLLLARIOUS!?
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:26:00 GMT

he-man

they cried after they tasted the stew. it wasn't for them. was intended for you. years,...  ? can't you feel them? i sent them away... bad thoughts and promises, imaginings and larrfing mononkeys...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 21:37:00 GMT

i love mr. moustache.

i love mr. moustache.   she is dreamy.   she picks me up for our dates on her manly, manly motorcycycle. vroom.   she has a creamy caramel center, and is quite devoid of nougat, which i...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 09:18:00 GMT

ate me some crackers...

ate me some crackers yesserday. tasted stale, like. freezer-burnded. had to flame 'em up. then i had toast. added jam. that would be cake. fed 'em to a gull. that would be art.
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 09:54:00 GMT

sock-mononkeys

the sock-mononkeys are comin', don't you doubt it, nonbelievers!!! comin' fer you! comin' with they beady eyes, and strange ideers! comin' with they various haphazzard ways about ever-day thingses. co...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 11:32:00 GMT

one of these dayses...

one of these dayses it'll figger me out. you'll see.  it'll come outs all squirrelly-likes.  resemblin' syrup.  or a squeezy cheese.  mmm... one of them there dayses, it'll git me ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 10:09:00 GMT

opus

october 28, 2007:    berkely breathed steals the likeness of my pooch, southhaven edith labelle, and exploits her in one of his profoundly unfunny, poorly rendered doodles.   we demand ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 11:40:00 GMT