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Turning a corner......

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

My name is Chris. Im 5'11, Puerto Rican, born in Jacobi Hospital in the Bronx, lived there for 11 years, repped Bronxdale projects, 4th section, I have 2 Brothers, and 1 sister, went to P.s. 119 until 5th grade, Graduated, then moved upstate to Cortlandt Manor, went to Van Cort Elementry for a year, graduated agian, then went on to Copper Beech Middle School for 2 long crappy ass years, Graduated AGIAN! Then went to Walter Panas High School, met alot of cool people that I will never forget, Graduated in 2001, worked at Old Navy for a year, then moved on to Gap Kids in the JV mall for 5 long years, Met some cool ass people there too that I will NEVER forget lol, Ceaser!!!!! Some of you know who im talking about!!! LOL Hopefully he doesn't read this and try to kill me..... So right now, I work for UPS, I drive a 2002 Black Honda Civic, I don't have a girlfriend, and I am currently single. Does that make me availible? I don't know... I don't wanna date anyone right now, im giving that a break, I wanna have some fun, drink beers, get wasted, and live my life to the fullest. I like meeting new people, and chilling w/ all kinds of different people, its all good.... I know its kinda sloppy but i think i covered just about everything..... HAHA wanna talk? just hollER! LOL

My Interests

Tv, Video games, Music, Movies, Traveling, Eating out, Fishing, Batting cages, Driving Range, Six Flags!! I MUST get my season pass this year! Water Parks, Beaches, YANKEES! All the other teams SUCK!

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Frank Sinatra, Ed Townsend, Dean Martin, Tom Jones, Queen, Michael Jackson, Jay -z, 5o Cent, G-Unit, Eminem, Ghostface, MFdoom, Necro, 2pac, Mobb Deep, Jim Jones, Memphis Bleek, Lloyd Banks, Young Buck, Tony Yayo, Nas, Wu Tang, Riot Life, Tha Riot, Big Pun, Big L, Timbaland, Kanye West, Rakim, KRS One, Grand Master Flash, Tru Life, The Game, Fabolous, Papoose, Twista, Redman, Amy Winehouse, Ma$e, Akon, Tego Calderon, Papoose, Joell Ortiz, Mos Def, Cassidy, Ne Yo, Ca$his, Stat Quo, T-Pain, Tony Sunshine, Remy Ma, Eve, Jadakiss, Styles P, Beans, R-Kelly, Joe, DMX, Swiss Beats, Kanye West, DJ Clue, Ne-Yo, Mario

Movies:

X-men, Superman, Gone in 60 Seconds, Scarface, The Godfather, The Sixth Sence, Signs, Rocky Anthology, Starwars, Rush Hour, Shrek, Spider-Man, Dumb and Dumber, Ace Ventura, Bad Boys, Hellboy

Television:

The Simpsons. Every epoisode of the simpsons and a TV = Set for life! Southpark, Everybody Hates Chris, Family Guy, American Dad, WWE, Raw, WWE Smackdown, ECW Wrestling, WSX, MXC, The Black Donnelys, The Office, Home Improvment, Married with Children, Seinfeld, Ghost Hunters, Caveman

Books:

Freckle Juice, Of Mice and Men, Diary of Ann Frank, Helen Keller, Ghoosebumps!!! HAAH

Heroes:

The people who say these things... You know who you are!- "Whens Halftime?" (Asked at a Baseball game) -Carly G.- - "Do you have internet?" (asked to me from AOL instant messanger) -Joe- - "Is today like black friday or something?" (Asked to me on Dec. 26, 2004, in the mall) -Frank- - "God said FINE! No sperm!? Bleed for 7 days!" -Kat- - "Chris, Control your cracker." -Kenny K.- - "I have Cradle 2 The Grave, but I can't find the first one, do we have it?" -Nancy- - "Does this get hangered?" -Damon- - "We have enough yoga to kill a small animal!" -Britney- - "I know this mall like the back of my head!" -Joe- - "There is an airbag in my visor too!" -Kat- - "What is on 4/20?" -Alfredo- - "Does chicken cutlet have chicken in it?" -Maria G- - "Who is Kurmet the frog?" -Punjabi- - "Im at shop-well." (Meaning Shop-Rite) -Nancy- - "It got in my nose once!" (Im not explaining) -Nikki- - "Holy Moly, I didn't real-eyes it!" -Patty- - "Whats his name, the guy who sings Jesus walks? Kahn West?" -Maria S- - "Quin-ce-ohca" (White delvil) -Kenny K.- - "Holy Bat-moly" -Michelle C.- - "OH, they have pina colada Gubble Galls?!" (Trying to say gum balls) -Kat- - "CHRIS: You have to buy a can of air to clean out the dust from inside of your computer... FRANK: They make cans with air in them?" -Frank- - "Oh, they make clear Sprite now?" -Vanetta K.- - My Computer was acting up one day and my mother suggested.... "Maybe you have to be in windows?" -Nancy- - "Whats the movie called with John Travolta, about the Generals Doughter????" -Jennifer- - "Who is Pataki?" -Kat- - "My boyfriend likes it when I stick a vibrator in his ass." -Toni- - "Quick! Gimme the key, im about to explode in my pants!! -Kenny K.- - "What does STD (Sexual Transmitted Disease) stand for? Something, something, disease right? Does the "S" stand for steriod? Or is it HDT?" -Kat- - "Jam-Master Jay? Isn't he on RON DMC ?" -Maria- - "Vanetta, How do you spell boy? is it BOY or BOI? Chris just confused me." -Kat- - "$250.00 is a lot for PSP, I might just put it on welfare." (Meaning Lay-A-way) -Pedro- - "Magenta? isn't that part of a females vagina? (Its a color) -Chris- - "Egypt.... Arent we at war w/ them?" -Kat- - "What Ha happened?" -Madyson- - "I don't like that show... American Guy?" (American Dad) -Patti-"I don't like that show... American Guy?" (American Dad) -Patti- - "Will my New York tv work in Boston?" -Susanne- - "I really thought my Kidneys were in my Knees..." -Carly- - "Doesn't the toilet work from electricity? How can I flush when we have no power?... -Carly- - "When I get home hes gonna probably be upstairs choking his turkey!" -Susanne S.- - "Chris: Hey Carly, what do A.M and P.M stand for? Carly: After morning and past morning???" -Carly G.- - "The game is on a fuckin game delay!" -Joe- - "Do you think he even notices? He(Tom) has like 2 million friends!" -Tami- (Tom really has over 121 million friends!) - "Yankees are losing?! What quarter are they in?" -Damariz-

My Blog

OHHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Ok... So I have this picture.... Many have seen it. Some have not. I used to have it on my space but it got deleted becuase of its raunchyness...  If you forgot what it looks like, here is the li...
Posted by Turning a corner...... on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 08:13:00 PST

JONES BEACH!!

So.... This first part may not be funny to some but it makes me laugh! Last Saturday I went to Jones Beach w/ Rebecca and Katie. As Rebecca was putting her towel down on the sand I made fun of her for...
Posted by Turning a corner...... on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 11:44:00 PST

NAME GAME!!

please follow the rules below I'll begin answering later today or tonight Type your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you...1. I'll respond with something random abo...
Posted by Turning a corner...... on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:05:00 PST

My WONDERFUL day at work!!

So... Yesterday at work (01/12/2007) I was doing a delivery at those Oakwood apartments in Peekskill. I was at building 9. I grabbed 3 packages, my computer and started heading to the building. I had ...
Posted by Turning a corner...... on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 02:14:00 PST

TAMPON IN MY SHOE!!!

So one day at work, I went to the bathroom to empty the garbage cans, and as I pulled one of the bags out of the can it ripped and something fell out. It was like it happened in slow motion. A USED TA...
Posted by Turning a corner...... on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 08:47:00 PST

HOLLYWOOD VIDEO STORY!!

I know some of you have heard this story but here it is for the rest of ya. Couple years back I was in Hollywood Video w/ this girl I was seeing. I had to fart so bad!! I was holding it in for like an...
Posted by Turning a corner...... on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 03:27:00 PST

Kicked out of GRAND CENTRAL!

So couple of years back (I think it was 2003) Joe and I were invited to a party in Brooklyn the night be4 the Puerto Rican day parade. So our plan was to go to the party until 6 or 7 in the morning an...
Posted by Turning a corner...... on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 03:18:00 PST

JV MALL FALL STORY!

Yeah so couple years ago when I started working at Gap Kids, I was rushing back to the store from break and I was running down the escalator and I totally missed a step and rolled down the escalator f...
Posted by Turning a corner...... on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 02:59:00 PST

Shaving Cream Story!

Few months back I was getting ready to shave...... So I put shaving cream all over my face, and on my upper lip I had put too much and it was tickling my nose..... Be4 I got to wipe it off, I sniffed ...
Posted by Turning a corner...... on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 02:53:00 PST