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Neon the Lumberjack

Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am.

About Me

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I can be a real hypocrite sometimes...

First off people, I know I'm a gnarly kick ass Lumberjack, you don't have to tell me. Just assume I've already been told five times earlier in the day and just let it go. Secondly, YES for the love of god, I realize my myspace is visually disgusting. It's my own little way of sticking it to the man, so fuck you.Lets start off with my name. Nick. Now that we've taken care of that, lets move onto more pressing issues.
    I will NEVER get an iphone, I don't even want to go into why the iphone blows. I was born in Elmwood Park, which is a suburb of Chicago. I grew up in Illinois and Wisconsin, and I love them way more then where I live now. There's nobody I love more then myself, end of story. I'm completely Italian. Not that many people really care about nationality these days, which is kind of sad. There's very few things I look forward to, right now the big one is Anime Weekend Atlanta. I can hold ten-hour conversations about the Second World War, and I would love you forever if you can too. I hate when somebody posts a bulletin saying something like "God I'm so bored someone talk to me!" Then when you go and talk to them, they are incapable of maintaining the conversation. I'm a HUGE fan of Mob movies. This bullet should actually be the first one, but I'm too lazy to move it up there. If more then three people have identified your head as "being up your ass" please don't talk to me. And while we're on the topic of talking to me, whilst doing so, please use proper grammar. I mean I'm no English professor myself, but at least I don't substitute the number 2 when I'm trying to say "to." Eh, I'll think of more later.

My Interests

I just realized everything I had written in my Interests section blew. So instead of just retyping it, I'm going to assume you, as my friends, realize what I'm interested in. It's kind of stupid writing shit in these boxes to people that probably already know this information, but whatever. And if, by some chance, you don't know it, just ask.

I'd like to meet:

Um....I'd like to meet Jonathon Davis. Though that'd be kind of wierd. I really do want to meet the guy who discovered good milk comes from cow tits. I mean I wonder how many animals he went through until he found one that tasted good. I want to meet Bill Gates too. He created the internet incase you didn't know. I've determined that 70% of my life problems (which isn't alot) are because of the internet. Yet again 99% of the good things in my life are also because of the internet. But more then anybody I want to meet George Lucas. I'm not gay but If I were I'd be in love with George Lucas. Actually scratch that, I'm not gay but I AM in love with George Lucas. Who wouldn't be? He's like a god among men.

Music:

Rock. Simple as that. Oh and Journey. And Culture Club, but we wont get into that...

Movies:

The Godfather Trilogy, Casino, Goodfellas, Scarface, Reservoir Dogs, Smokin' Aces, The Departed, The Pursuit of Happyness, Gods and Generals, Star Trek, Star Wars, The Matrix, Lord of the Rings, Resident Evil, James fuckin' Bond, and BUSHIDO FUNK!

Television:

Anime in general is pretty kick ass. Gundam is my favorite. Among many others are Lost, 24, Attack of the Show, Ninja Warrior, any kind of Japanese Game show, Ghost Hunters. Fuck it, I'll think of more later.

Books:

Really any war history book. The Harry Turtledove Civil war books are pretty great. Stephen E Ambrose is a great author, he did a ton of history books. Um....Science Fiction to some extent.

Heroes:

I don't really have any Heroes. But I'm going to take one for the Risembool Rangers and say VIC MIGNOGNA!!

My Blog

My Comments...

So I was checking out my comments just now and realized alot of them sound retarded when taken out of context. Actually....most of them sound retarded in context also, but whatever. So here now, for y...
Posted by Neon the Lumberjack on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 03:22:00 PST

My friends...

Ok so you guys probably know how this works. I made a list of my friends here, but there's no telling who's who. Can you pick out who you are?1. You suck.2. You're an ass.3. Fuck you.4. Your hair blow...
Posted by Neon the Lumberjack on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 10:11:00 PST

The Chanyung mistake

Ok now I'm pissed. I cant recall ever being so agrivated. A couple of minutes ago I decided to comment my good friend Chanyung's myspace. After much consideration I decided to find a translation websi...
Posted by Neon the Lumberjack on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 11:36:00 PST

My average day

I was inspirted by eric to do this. Though, it wont be quite like eric's. I'm actually going to go through my day instead of bitching about how bad the morning is like his blog. So my grandfather usua...
Posted by Neon the Lumberjack on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 02:20:00 PST