ME2008

(Photograph by Rachel Blight)

(Song by James Rutledge and Pedro)
I am planning to stand as a Member of Parliament in the next General Election.
I have four basic pledges:
1) If elected, I will cut my salary to the average national salary (approximately £19,970). I calculate that this will save £40,000.
2) I will do everything in my power to scrap the Trident nuclear weapons system, saving up to £75bn of taxpayers' money, to be spent on welfare instead of warfare.
3) I will do everything in my power to bring all British soldiers home from Iraq and Afghanistan immediately, and to bring Anthony Blair and Gordon Brown to a war crimes trial for their illegal invasions.
4) I will do everything in my power to make the constituency carbon-neutral.