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Dave

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About Me

My name is David, I am a lover first, a musician second and scholar third. If there was a fourth it would probably be a fighter because I drink so much green tea I'm fucking pumped ALL the time. I am a simple man with simple needs, cake being one of them. I enjoy pretending I'm cool, pretending to help the less fortunate and pretending that Ewoks exist. If you read this far into my "about me" section then it certainly means you should be doing something much more valuable with your time, for example: bringing me cake. If you're still reading at this point It means that the cake is most likely a lie and therefore I hate you. Fin.
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My Blog

High School Graduation

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Posted by on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 20:28:00 GMT

Cruise 2.0

Well the time had come for the long awaited cruise v.2. Armed with mass amounts of hard liquor, the fellas, plus a slough of unsuspecting parents we began our journey on board the Paradise hoping only...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 13:47:00 GMT

Best blog ever

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Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 23:42:00 GMT

Vide Infra

I have opened my eyes to see the world that surrounds me dailyI refuse to be led by the majoritycan't compromise I and Ito pass judgmentjudgment will be passed upon youI will stand up for who I amneve...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 17:06:00 GMT

Image of the Invisible

http://www.invisiblechildren.com/I know some of you think activism is wack but this is a very easy way for you to do something profound with your life.
Posted by on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 18:24:00 GMT

unless your name is Ryan Vance you better steer clear. . .

this could be fun.. () would you make a move and make out with me? () will you make the first move? () go out with...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 15:44:00 GMT

The Color of Blood and Money

The gloves are off, it's time to kill Despite the body count ensued Flowers and bodies pile up in ash and memory While your freedom is raped by gunfire Send in the masses, send in the coroner Fle...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 16:46:00 GMT

lame quiz thing

100 THINGSTime: 12:47 pm1. First grade teacher's name: Mrs. Santillan (fucking schull bitches) 2. Last word you said: "off" as part of "fuck off"3. Last song you sang: Vermillion4. Last person you hug...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 13:25:00 GMT