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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey 
Name: Steven Wright 
Birthday: June 20, 1979 
Birthplace: Baton Rouge, Louisiana 
Current Location: West Hollywood, California 
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left 
Your Heritage: Irish, Scottish, a bit of French 
Your Weakness: If I posted it, wouldn't I be putting myself at risk? 
Your Fears: Llamas, Velcro, Monsters, Gatorade, Being eaten alive by pigs 
Thoughts First Waking Up: HEARTWORMS !!! 
Your Most Missed Memory: Scuba diving in Haiti with Jesse Helms 
Do you Smoke: No 
How do you want to Die: Happy 
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I've made some mistakes, but it's better to learn from them than sit around regretting the past 
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