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Hold the Mayo!

Enjoy life, there's plenty of time to be dead.

About Me

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. Kiss slowly, play hard, forgive quickly, take chances, give everything, and have no regrets...life's too short to be anything, but HAPPY."
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My Interests

Guitar, snowboarding, deep sea fishing, sailing, scuba diving, clubbin, drinking and having fun on the beach!
You Are Corona
You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk.
You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all.
And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk.
You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you! What's Your Beer Personality?.. width="425" height="350" ..
You Are A Margarita Martini
You are a full on partier, with a good deal of sass and spunk.
You're always friendly and welcoming - and very tolerant of obnoxious drunks.

You should never: Drink and dance. The pictures will be everywhere the next morning!

Your ideal party: Is loud, with good music and fun drinking games.

Your drinking soulmates: Those with a Dirty Martini personality

Your drinking rivals: Those with a Classic Martini personality What Flavor Martini Are You?

I'd like to meet:

You!!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Zack Mayo
Birthday: July 21, 1985
Birthplace: Blacksburg, VA
Current Location: Virginia Beach, VA
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Italian and Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Combat boots and sandles
Your Weakness: I'm really bad procrastinator.
Your Fears: Failing
Your Perfect Pizza: All the way baby!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get promoted
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Not sure...
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck, I have to go to work.
Your Best Physical Feature: Um....you decide.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I close my eyes
Your Most Missed Memory: Hanging out with my Wilkes County friends
Pepsi or Coke: Coke w/ Captain Morgans
MacDonalds or Burger King: Niether
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Bojangles sweet tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends on my mood
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Sometimes
Do you Swear: Fuck Yeah
Do you Sing: Yeah but I suck :-)
Do you Shower Daily: Of course
Have you Been in Love: I thought so once, things just didn't seem to work out.
Do you want to go to College: Kind of off and on with it right now.
Do you want to get Married: One day
Do you belive in yourself: Of course
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, that would be bad in the Navy!
Do you think you are Attractive: Sure
Are you a Health Freak: Not really
Do you get along with your Parents: Better than I use to
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure
Do you play an Instrument: Acoustic Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Oh yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Been on drugs, no. Done drugs yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yeah~Anna!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yeah
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Fuck yeah
Ever been called a Tease: I don't recall
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah
How do you want to Die: Peacefully in my sleep.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Successful and Rich
What country would you most like to Visit: Where ever the Navy takes me.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green/Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown or dirty blonde
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5'4"
Weight: Less than me hopefully
Best Clothing Style: Depends
Number of Drugs I have taken: Too Many!
Number of CDs I own: Alot
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too Many!

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Music:

I like everything it just depends on what kind of mood I'm in.
You Are a Freedom Rocker!
You're stuck in the 70s - for better or worse
Crazy hair, pot soaked clothes, and tons of groupies
Your kind showed the world how to rock
Is that freedom rock?... Well turn it up man! What Kind of Rocker Are You?

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Dazed and Confused, An Officer and a Gentleman(The name thing is purely coincidental), Goodfellas, Snatch, Blow, Saving Private Ryan and Casino.

Television:

Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Over There, Real World, Law and Order, and Family Guy

Books:

Whatever you do, DON'T CLICK ON THIS!!!

Heroes:

My parents

My Blog

Some good short stories...

Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial flight. After they're airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man in the window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a...
Posted by Hold the Mayo! on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 06:45:00 PST