psyonix

Seriously, you wanna know about me? What in the fuck could you possibly want to know about me? I'm married to a hot, tattooed, Asian girl who can cook and is into the same shit I'm into. So this is my official, "sorry ladies, I'm taken". I know this news is heartbreaking for many of you. That's not to say I'm not empathetic to your feelings, I mean, who wouldn't want me? My wife is just too sexy, too smart, too talented, and just all-around too wonderful to give up. The greatest fortune I could wish upon another, would be to know love the way I do. Just like every other functional (ha!) couple we have our ups and downs, but at the end of the day, there's no other girl I can see myself with. I love you Pae, and that shit is as real as it gets!
You know what else I love? Music. If music was a bitch, I'd wine, dine, and fuck the shit out of it. If music was a whore, I guess I'd have to pay it too. I like everything from Punk Rock to Swing, but I'm addicted to Drum and Bass like your sister is to crack. I've been a glorified jukebox, playing hundreds of shows, events, club nights around Utah and out-of-state. I work with V2 Events on their web media/marketing end of things. I also manage Drumlojik, a wrecking ball of a Drum and Bass/Jungle DJ group. I rep for Mechanized Records, Jungle Empire. Guerrilla Tactics, Konkrete Jungle Utah, and of course, V2. Big up to all the Junglist heads holdin' shit down in the City of Salt, and shouts to the Global Massive, there's so many crazy ill Producers, DJs, promoters, designers and shit that have emerged from our scene.
Aside from being a faithful alcoholic, feeding my addiction several nights a week at the different spots I frequent, I'm into a shit-ton of other things to do with (read: waste/consume) my time. Art (drawing, digital, Graff and such), reading, Anime, Horror flicks, political debate/discussion, Hentai, fucked up videos on the internet, IRC, skateboarding, snowboarding, piercings, kicking your ass on XBOX Live, old school Kung Fu flicks, Pho, arguing on the internet, sexual relations, hiking, Tarantino flicks, people watching, fighting (MMA), talking shit behind the backs of others when they leave the room, Sushi, Robert Rodriguez flicks, bullshitting at Mechanized, "movie night", geek shit (computers, PDAs, networking, web dev, design), music production (I'm fucking terrible though), beer bongs, T&A, punk shows, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, B Movies, Darwin Awards, swimming, Carne Asada burritos, Ben & Jerry's ice cream, girls with tattoos, violent video games, making little kids cry, bondage, speeding, The Military Channel, Texas Hold'em Poker, barbeques, trips to the lake, Jack Daniels, Felony Fights (youtube the shit), hanging with my people, starting shit for no reason, being followed by police at least 3 times a week, micro-brews and imported beer.
Anyone who knows me knows that I am ambitious, intelligent, dedicated, and will fight for those I love. You're in for a world of shit if you think you can harm my family unpunished. Much love to my brothers, sisters, parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins, nephews, nieces, and the like. To all of my boys, and the ladies in my corner, you guys make life much easier to cope with! Respect!