Crusades, Quests and Adventures - but not necessarily in that order.
An actual Giant - Preferrably in excess of 30 feet, non-cave dwelling and without an appetite for human flesh. Any eye/hair colour ok."Giants" under 20 feet need not apply, as - technically speaking - you are more of a Troll or Ogre.
Grand National, The Delays, Crystal Method, Kasabian, Chemical Brothers, Interpol, The Editors, The Strokes, Frou Frou, M83, Dirty Vegas, Death in Vegas, Bloc Party, Royksopp, Vast, Coldplay, Dido, Duran Duran, New Order, Elastica, Gorillaz, Lightning Seeds, Mansun, Postal Service, The Music, The Organ, Deftones, Death Cab for Cutie, Prodigy, Robert Post, Above & Beyond, Gabriel & Dresden, Johnny Cash, Chicane, Protokoll - go to Last.fm and find 'Agent Chuck'
The Count of Monte Cristo, Gattaca, Empire Records, Collateral, Legends of the Fall, English Patient, Layer Cake, Dodge Ball, Wedding Crashers, Princess Mononoke, Serenity, Varsity Blues, Any Given Sunday, The Prestige, Interview with a Vampire
Battlestar Galactica, Scrubs, Smallville, Arrested Development, 24, Lost, Nip/tuck, Extras, Top Gear, Black Books, Coupling, Peep Show, The Office, Farscape, Father Ted, Black Adder, Fawlty Towers, Red Dwarf, Men Behaving Badly, The Wonder Years, Game On, 15 Storeys High, Desperate Housewives, The OC, Two Guys and a Girl, Two and a half men, My name is Earl, QI
The 'Adrian Mole' series by Sue Townsend, The 'Wilt' series by Tom Sharpe, 'The Straw Men' trilogy by Michael Marshall.
Captain Planet - naturally.