a good gorilla start to a gorilla bonkers day. |
i woke up this morning and sat in my car and grabbed my cd booklet and when i put my hand under the booklet i felt something soft and cold and i was wondering what the heck is stuck to the bottom of m...
Posted by gorilla numbers on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:11:00 PST |
this one goes out to all those groovin stoovins |
i give you...
baby chewbacca.
you can bring a case of matts but you cant bring a matt case....
Posted by gorilla numbers on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:38:00 PST |
i’ve lost my prized gorilla numbers. |
to whom it may concern
you are a dick. i hope you enjoyed all of the joy you took away from us. my gorilla instincts are telling me to eat your family but my american instincts tell me...
Posted by gorilla numbers on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 08:39:00 PST |
man your battle stations |
gorilla numbers tagalong gorilla bonkers. this ship is going down. put your life belts on.
Posted by gorilla numbers on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:04:00 PST |
i finally rest on the yellow shag and heres my thoughts. |
i found out you cant find the yogies unless you look for them while the police are tracking the others down. i put one in my pocket and the other in my mouth. i was not stealing officer, i was putting...
Posted by gorilla numbers on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 01:42:00 PST |
surfs up, ladyfingers. |
i wanted to save the butter smasher announcement for later but the playing feild is to narrow now. i cant keep on with pushing flamingos through mexican spinal fluid. its just not all that original, r...
Posted by gorilla numbers on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 12:52:00 PST |
woodle toodle doooo! |
so kables can be a monkey stomper banana hammok without a grain of salt to teach her the value of a dollar but i cant go two seconds without the single slice of kraft cheesey cheese creeping unde...
Posted by gorilla numbers on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 07:11:00 PST |
man i am a hot dog eating champ |
i ate two weiners in like two seconds but dont forget the buns! i put the weiners in the buns first, of course. thanks for the weiners, bringolla!
Posted by gorilla numbers on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 09:29:00 PST |
up up and away |
it is 5:47am. are you awake? you shouldnt be. only the fool wakes up at 5:47am.
i am a fool.
time to get ready for work...
Posted by gorilla numbers on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:49:00 PST |
this is just for you. |
i was driving down the road today and i saw a crow crossing the street at a crosswalk. i got really excited until i got closer and learned that it was just a shadow that looked nothing like a cr...
Posted by gorilla numbers on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 01:20:00 PST |
