Pauly Walnuts

I'm connected, I'm plugged into the Matrix, I am the fucking Matrix

About Me

Hi, how are ya? Come on in. I've poured you a glass of your favourite wine, Cabernet Sauvignon. I really know you, but I've been lying awake at night wondering if you really know me.

My Interests

My crucial people
Poker
Philosophy
Theology
Hardcore
Being tickled
Haribos
Making up songs
Showering
Tea
Subway
People's misfortunes
Touring
Comedy
Documenting life
My band
My radio show

I'd like to meet:

Talking animals.

Music:

Thrice
Pedro The Lion
Tom Waits
David Bowie
Rival Schools
Glassjaw

Movies:

This Is Spinal Tap
A Mighty Wind
For Your Consideration
Waiting For Guffman
Best In Show
Blazing Saddles
Mean Girls

Television:

The Office
The Thick Of It
Nathan Barley
Derren Brown
Alan Partridge
Harry Hill
Dismissed
Lost

Books:

I am currently reading "The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins.

Heroes:

Dustin Kensrue
Stephen Merchant
Ricky Gervais
Derren Brown