Orko

Not much to tell...I like to float around the palace of Eternia and play pranks on that limp wrist queer Prince Adam. Sometimes... we'll more than sometimes I like to lick body fluid stains off of Teela's iron panties. Eternia can be a real drag so playin' pranks on people in the palace really tickles my willie. One time this guard who just got fired by the King was getting blotto'd at the local gin mill in downtown Eternia. I knew he had substance abuse problems from all the times he used to leave his post at night and come get me to blow a 8 ball of pure greyskullian white lace. So I thought it would be funny to bust his nuts by hovering down to the pub and selling him some powder but instead of the same ol' co-co puff that he's used to I mixed it up with pure uncut H bomb! (hehehehe) Boy, talk about cardiac arrest, (lol) that doosh bag hit the floor harder than Apollo Creed in Rocky 4. Don't get me wrong folks I know there's a time to be serious especially since were always under attack by Skeletor and his "evil henchmen" but I can't help getting involed in who's fucking who and who shit on who's dick (OOPS) Sorry Adam. I'm just here to get laid and that's pretty much the bottom line. Remember hoe's I GOT THAT MAGIC STICK!