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Episode Doyo

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

I’m Doug.
I'm exactly the same as everyone else that claims they're different.
And now, at the moment, you're reading an “About Me” section in a profile that’s supposed to be… all about me… great organizational process...
I can be a complicating person, but I try to present things as simple as I can. I will admit I’m not the nicest person on the block. Sarcasm is a gift from above. People tend to call me a bitch quite frequently. It’s the smart people that follow it up with “… but I deserved it.”
I need to learn how to tone down on rolling my eyes… before I get a physical complication from it. The truth is, I don't see the image of people very well. I look at them, and I see rude, selfish, arrogant, ugly individuals running rampant everywhere. And most of them are obese; I'm not trying to be shallow, just truthful.
I may not preach philosophy, but I don't puke shit when I speak either.
A lot of things people normally state tend to annoy me. I understand drama is annoying, but I really don’t think people could strive without it. You’d melt into a pile of boring monotone life matter. Also, fine- beauty is on the inside. But if you’re one to chant that whilst you reak of 3 week old sushi sitting out during a 90 degree weather streak, step out of the spotlight and into the bathtub. Why hygiene wasn’t in the ten commandments I’ll never finish pondering.
I hate stereotypes. It’s true, no one’s unique. The turn of the millenium signaled when non-conformists transformed into posers, and anything non-conforming to that was just plain weird looking. Labels are presently overrated and incredibly misused.
I like guys. I like girls. I don’t like the word “bisexual.” It just sounds like “attention seeker” when people use it. I think people of both genders are beautiful. Why limit myself? Unfortunately there are a lot of disgusting and simple-minded individuals participant on both ends as well. I like people that can verbally detail themselves. I like people that can ravish and boggle my mind. I like people that cause me to think of them long after a simple conversation.
If you have my cell number, don’t call me just to say “Watsup,” and that being the simple point. That’s what myspace is for. I can ignore you easier that way.
Everyone's going to become a piece of history, while I become a piece of pop culture.
I work wonders solitary.
But I adore times with friends.
I don't get enough of that.
My comebacks dominate. My own mother said so.
I may be a bitch, but I’m a bitch with flavor.
I’m a bitch that would love to meet you.
aim= bebopbloodlust r.i.p.
aim2= doyolegacee
aim3= bloodlustbebop
msn= [email protected]
yahoo= bittersweetnewspaperads
myspace IM= episode doyo (duh)
imvu= Doyo
Umm... good luck finding me. I'm rarely on.
other places to find me.
My Facebook.
My ProjectPlaylist.
My Listology.
My IMVU.
My HotorNot.


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My Interests

i paint.

and design funny outfits.
one day you'll be seen and "scene" in my fantasy turned to reality.

i make my own taste.
i make my own muse.
because you people arent good enough.

I'd like to meet:



Geeks are hot.

So is this where I'm supposed to state all the celebrity guys that give me a whirlwind of butterflies when I see their cameos?
( Channing Tatum , Robert Hoffman, Shia LeBeouf, James McAvoy, Kaskade, etc.)?

Celebrity chicks?
( Shannyn Sossamon , Audrey Tautou, Jael Strauss, Jordana Brewster, etc.)?

Shiny Toy Guns?

Better Idea.

Who I wouldn't like to meet:

Example 1: "Who I'd Like to Meet: Someone that'll except me for me and always be there when I need them and will hold my hand all the time and will stare at the stars with me and will put me before EVERYTHING ELSE and will kiss me when i tell them to and will change their schedule for me and will get a bible based off of my life and will die saying my name and will breathe my air and will live in my underfuckingwear and will blablablablabla."

If that's you, I don't want to meet you.

Example 2: "My idea of a good time is shaking my small twink ass onstage at a gay club wearing nearly nothing but an Abercrombie brand skin-tight speedo, flaunting myself to the orange mass of horny gay adolescence, of whom's beliefs in social standards consist mainly of their tally for how much ass they got last night. I love listening to their abnoxious queen-esque ramble on how good looking the skinny flamboyant babe on the left is. ...what? Am I getting paid to do this?? OF COURSE NOT! I'm doing fishbowl!"

Goodbye.

Example 3: "I was in the audience drooling and queening over Example 2."

Ewwwwwwwwww.

Example 4: "About me: I'm hardcore. I'll eat your face! Wo.ot---"

Shut up. You cause verbal pollution.

Example 5: "I smoke six packs a day."

Your breath smells like poop.

Who I'm Forever Glad I Met:

The few people I actually respect.
pam

laina

marta

dylan

dan

jon

jenny

livia

hayley

kyle

abby

mikey

amanda

toni

el

rene

ashley

luke

amy

bryan

shiny toy guns

the sounds

kill hannah

nude

Oh, so you want to see all of them? Fine, click here.


Music:

Funk. Glam. Industrial. Synthpop. Trance. House. Acid. Jungle. Breakbeat. Indie-pop. Local Rock. Electropop. New Wave. Neo-Minimal.
Shit I can dance to.

Currents:
1. Shiny Toy Guns
2. The Birthday Massacre
3. Angelspit
4. Aural Vampire
5. Kill Hannah

~ Air
~ Annie
~ Angelspit
~ Aphex Twin
~ Apoptygma Berzerk
~ Amy Winehouse
~ Aural Vampire
~ Autour de Lucie
~ The Beatles
~ Belle & Sebastian
~ The Birthday Massacre
~ Bjork

~ Blindside
~ Boards of Canada
~ The Bravery
~ Chicks On Speed
~ Conjure One
~ Copeland
~ Cute Is What We Aim For
~ Daft Punk
~ Dashboard Confessional
~ Death Cab For Cutie
~ Deepest Blue
~ DnTel
~ Dresden Dolls
~ Eisley
~ Emilie Autumn
~ The Faint
~ FC Kahuna
~ Feist
~ Felix Da Housecat
~ Fischerspooner
~ Flyleaf
~ Freezepop
~ Frou Frou
~ Gabriel & Dresden
~ Goldfrapp
~ HelloGoodbye
~ Hollywood Undead
~ IAMX
~ Imogen Heap
~ Interpol
~ James Holden
~ Kamui Gackt
~ Kate Havnevik
~ Kill Hannah
~ KMFDM
~ The Knife
~ Kylie Minogue
~ Ladytron
~ Lily Allen
~ Mandalay
~ Madonna
~ Mark Ronson
~ Mates of State
~ Metric
~ Mika
~ Mindless Self Indulgence
~ MSTRKRFT
~ Nude
~ Oasis
~ The Orb
~ Orgy
~ Peaches
~ The Postal Service
~ Rasputina
~ Regina Spektor
~ Retard-O-Bot
~ Robots in Disguise
~ Roisin Murphy
~ Royksopp
~ Scissor Sisters
~ Shiny Toy Guns
~ Sky Eats Airplane
~ Snake River Conspiracy
~ Sneaker Pimps
~ Snow Patrol
~ The Sounds
~ Talla 2XLC
~ Tegan and Sara
~ Tori Amos
~ Trentemoller
~ Underworld
~ Velvet Underground
~ William Orbit
~ Yann Tiersen
~ Yeah Yeah Yeahs
~ Zeromancer

Movies:

Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain
Across the Universe
Paprika
~ Across the Universe
~ Aeon Flux
~ Amélie [Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain]
~ American Beauty
~ Angel-A
~ The Cat Returns
~ Catacombs
~ Constantine
~ Cry_Wolf
~ The Devil Wears Prada
~ Donnie Darko
~ Girl, Interrupted
~ Howl’s Moving Castle
~ The Hunchback of Notre Dame
~ Interview With the Vampire
~ Kiki’s Delivery Service
~ A Knight's Tale
~ Labyrinth
~ Little Miss Sunshine
~ Mean Girls
~ Mirrormask
~ Paprika
~ Party Monster
~ The Prestige
~ Pride & Prejudice (2006)
~ The Princess Bride
~ Princess Mononoke
~ Requiem for a Dream
~ Silent Hill
~ Spirited Away
~ Stardust
~ Trainspotting
~ Transformers
~ Ultraviolet
~ Underworld
~ Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust
~ Whisper of the Heart
~ Willow
~ Zoolander

Television:



~ America's Next Top Model
~ Cowboy Bebop
~ Dirt
~ Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends
~ Gossip Girl
~ Nip/Tuck
~ Pokemon
~ Reba
~ Still Standing

Books:



Heroes:

Roxas, his hair rocks.

Bjork
Andy Warhol
Margaret Cho
Tim Burton
Ai Yazawa
Hayao Miyazaki
James St. James
Richie Rich
Traver Rains
Oliver Leib
Yoshitaka Amano
Aldous Huxley
David Bowie
Vivienne Westwood
Daft Punk

Marta Jenkins
Dylan Gagner
Laina Hicks
Pam Youngquist

My Blog

Exhilarated for an unlikely reason.

Okay. How do I start this cute little story. So. Queer talk. I totally changed tanning salons a week ago. My unlimited month ended at "Body Image" and "Tropix Tan" was cheaper. I had been going to "Bo...
Posted by Episode Doyo on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 06:16:00 PST

That damn song.

First of all, if you're not a music-head, leave before you fall asleep. Second of all, if you're not a trancehead, you won't understand half of this so you should leave the page as well. I just purcha...
Posted by Episode Doyo on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 06:15:00 PST

Alternate About Me Section

My name is Doug. I'm bipolar. I've just figured that out. Sometimes I care, sometimes I don't. I've figured out that I'm basically gay. I've fallen for one girl but she's fallen for another soulmate, ...
Posted by Episode Doyo on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 02:55:00 PST

The top ten things that Gross/Freak/Run me out.

This will keep updating, although the blog's date won't.   1. Screaming Babies. [Run] 2. Farts. [Gross] 3. Smoker's Breath. [Gross] 4. Intense Obesity. [Gross] 5. Dildos. More or less- the people...
Posted by Episode Doyo on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 05:44:00 PST

Just how we do.

"Pretty sure we should cover the deserving with paper cuts, and then urinate on them..." ~~A day out with Laina and Doug, discussing the depressing fact that stupid and ugly people dominate the street...
Posted by Episode Doyo on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 06:41:00 PST

Icy fire in a field of thorns.

I feel like a cold mangled mess. I'm sick of being this way, why do I have to be this particular way? Why can't my nerves just back off for one day? I crushed on one guy. ONE. This world has 6.7 billi...
Posted by Episode Doyo on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 03:31:00 PST

Sap Ramble. Complete Sap Ramble.

I think something cursed me when it came to relationships, attraction, flings, flirting, ... anything to do with sexuality and socialism, I guess. I'm cursed by being too picky. I'm cursed by never se...
Posted by Episode Doyo on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 05:47:00 PST

Proof that Donnie Davies is just a fat loser, and will go nowhere.

This was quoted from an email Interview between Faith + Values Reporter Pamela Miller and Rev. Billy Graham for the Evangelical Church.   Q. Have your views on such issues as foreign policy and h...
Posted by Episode Doyo on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:54:00 PST

Last night: A huge pet peeve finally resolved, thank god.

DOUG: Eh... I think I'm gonna start cutting back again, ya know... watchin' what I eat and all that... STUPID FUCKTARD: (Now very pissed) WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED TO DIET? LOOK AT THIS! (Wiggles their...
Posted by Episode Doyo on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 06:51:00 PST

Choose Your Friends CAREFULLY...

... you never know what kind of a person they really are until it's all over. I'm not regretting this friendship's end in the least bit... in fact, I wish it would have ended sooner. Th...
Posted by Episode Doyo on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 04:56:00 PST