The Dead Celebrity Transcript |
If you are offended easily, or are a hard-core religious nut, don't read this. Go do something useful, like eat a pine cone.(Outside the Gates of Heaven.)(St. Peter is in front of the Gate, judging th...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:45:00 GMT |
Useless Information Part 17 |
Well folks, I know its been a while since you've received any kind of distraction from the 'real world'. I'm here to help relieve some of the stress. Enjoy!1. Butterflies can get drunk from the juice ...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jun 2009 11:41:00 GMT |
How to build an atom bomb |
The following article is from the April 1979 issue of The Journal of Irreproducible Results, a 'science humor' magazine started and created by 2 scientists in 1955. It was written by Bell Labs researc...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:04:00 GMT |
Weight Loss Bullshit |
Okay, listen up. I've been seeing a lot of ads for weight loss. "Drink this and lose 25 pounds in 30 days." That's not going to happen. The only way to lose weight right, is to follow the steps listed...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 21:59:00 GMT |
More Celebrities That Should Just Die Already |
FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD
Here is a list of celebrities I hate and why I hate them...
Britney Spears: (1) She's nothing but a dumb whore. (2) We've all seen how psychotic she is. (3) She's trying to re...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 19:13:00 GMT |
Go Away Paris Hilton |
Fuck you and the horse you fucked to get here!!!!!!!
Why hasn't anyone told Paris that no one likes her? The only reason she's famous is because of that sex tape. It has nothing to do with the movies ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:31:00 GMT |
OK PEOPLE |
Alright. Let's get something straight here. Everyone needs to quit making such a big fucking deal about teenage pregnancy and birth rates. Okay? While I understand that this is a life altering event, ...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 05:22:00 GMT |
Useless Information Part 15 |
Well, I know it's been a while since I tried to make your heads explode. So here's some useless information to distract you from the fact the economy blows big donkey balls. Enjoy! Jimi ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:24:00 GMT |
Useless Information part 14 |
Well folks, here I go again. Sorry I can't post these any faster than I have been lately, but I've been doing some hard core job searching. I REALLY need to get rid of some of this excess free time th...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:17:00 GMT |
Useless Information, Part 13 |
Well folks, I know it's been a while since I posted some stupid and useless information to distract you from the fact our government is officially owned by the oil companies and that they are raping y...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:13:00 GMT |
