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Blues Walrus

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About Me

Well I'm a lovably large, loud, german boy
Friends are pretty much what keep me stable...Cause everything else seems to make me want to burn things to the ground
I'm a very social person..people are fun most the time.
Im soft and cuddly, like a grizzly in heat
I'd totally be a vegan if meat wasn't so damn delicious, and if leather didnt make my figure look so hott.
I hate when people tell me to act my age
My side burns are my source of power, like Samson. If someone were to cut them off, i would be so weak i wouldnt be able to stand.
One day im gonna conquer some norweigan island, i dont know why, i think it has something to do with my viking decent that makes me want to plunder seaside islands.
I enjoy gardening, its soothing on the skin.
I was definitely a grizzly bear in another life.
I love sleeping. I also love staying up all night. Im paradoxical I guess.
I need to learn how to dance....sigh


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Think for yourself.
Question Authority.
Throughout human history, as our species has faced the frightening, terrorizing fact that we do not know who we are, or where we are going in this ocean of chaos, it has been the authorities, the political, the religious, the educational authorities who attempted to comfort us by giving us order, rules, regulations, informing, forming our minds their view of reality. To think for yourself you must question authority and learn how to put yourself in a state of vulnerable, open mindedness, chaotic, confused, vulnerabilty to inform yourself.
Think for yourself.
Question authority.
Prying Open My Third Eye.

My Interests



Alyssa :)
Breathing
Music
Giant Squids
Being with Friends
Sweet T-Shirts
Sleeping
Socializing
Making a total ass of myself
Long, steamy showers
Long, steamy dumps (JUST KIDDING)
Cooking, esp. at BBQ's
Vikings
Tattoos
Traveling around the world
Movies
Green Tea
Cryptozoology
Swimming
Fishing
Ninjas
Getting sunburnt
Being a total chick magnet....
Drinking
Chris Blanchette
Eating
Pirates
Summer
Yo-yos
Ghosts and shit
Ancient History
Shopping
Vitamin Water
Shooting Guns
Reminiscing with friends
Taking pictures
Being totally chill

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to kick it with Buddha, Aristotle, Nietzsche, Marx, Emerson, Thoreau, Montaigne, maybe Locke but we'd probably fight.

Oh and TOOL, i'd probably crap my pants though.

Music:



Pink Floyd
Led Zeppelin
Tool
Coldplay
A Perfect Circle
Radiohead
N.E.R.D.
Sublime
The Mars Volta
Lynard Skynard
Outkast
Primus
Jimi Hendrix
Guns 'N Roses
Dispatch
The Doors
Foo Fighters
Bob Marley
Lamb of God
Steve Miller Band
Miles Davis
John Coltrane, all other jazz and soul i dig too
Rage Against the Machine
Smashing pumpkins
The Fall of Troy
Alice in Chains
Live
Red Hot Chile Peppers
Styx
The Who
The Acacia Strain
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Beastie Boys
Phish
Gorillaz
Dr.Dre
Avenged Sevenfold
Hootie and the Blowfish
Wu Tang Clan
Cursive
At the Drive In
Wilco
Rob Zombie
Bury Your Dead
Interpol
Kanye West
Pantera
NWA
All that Remains

My taste in music usually changes like every week, ill listen to the hardest, angriest crap on the planet one day and then listen to some soft crunchy tunes the next.

Movies:

Top Ten Favorites
1. Fight Club
2. The 300
3. Braveheart
4. Snatch
5. The Shawshank Redemption
6. Pulp Fiction
7. Star Wars
8. Road to Perdition
9. Training Day
10.Into the Wild

I love a whole bunch more but you probably don't care, and if you really do just im me and we can talk movies for HOURS!

Television:



South Pakr
Scooby Doo
Spongebob (funniest shit ever)
Ghost Hunters

Books:



Pretty much everything by Shirley Jackson
Plato's 5 dialogues
The Buddha
J.K Rowlings
Robert Ludlum
J.R.R Tolkein
Homer
whoever wrote Beowulf
Aesop
Aristotle
Thus Spoke Zarathustra
Any and All Mythology

Heroes:



My family.