Daves Terrorism Advice |
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If you have set yourself on fire, do not run. If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really lo...
Posted by Yo! Dave on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:49:00 PST |
I need to spend less time here |
I am pretty much on myspace all day. I need to find something better to do. You all should post comments and shit on my page and blogs on your page so that I can read them when I am bored....
Posted by Yo! Dave on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 09:29:00 PST |
Fuck Creed |
Seriously, those assholes suck. I know this about six years overdue, but I felt it was still relevant enough to warrant a throwback blog.The 90's: A List of Crap that HappenedBy Yo! DaveThe 1996...
Posted by Yo! Dave on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 09:58:00 PST |
Reminiscing... |
You know, whenever I think back to my last blog, I think why would I do what Chuck Norris whould do? Then I remember that I would do what Macgyver would do, not what Chuck Norris would do. ...
Posted by Yo! Dave on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 04:19:00 PST |
WWMD? |
It stands for "What would Macgyver do?", and it is going to dictate the way that I live my life from now on. Macgyver is the smartest man that ever walked the Earth and I intend show a little re...
Posted by Yo! Dave on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:15:00 PST |
Porn Stars n Shit |
I get like 10 friend requests a day from porn stars. Do I look like a guy that particularly enjoys his porn or something? They even right me private messages sometimes. They usually ...
Posted by Yo! Dave on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:06:00 PST |
Myspace sucks |
I am way too lazy for this shit. I haven't added a new photo in like 1.5 years. You know why? Cause it's dumb. And I'm lazy. I barely write blogs anymore. It's way ...
Posted by Yo! Dave on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 03:32:00 PST |
Me bitching |
Girls are impossible to meet. All I want is a girl that is intelligent, independent, beautiful, and musical.It doesn't seem like it should be this hard.
Posted by Yo! Dave on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 09:33:00 PST |
I am a champion |
Seriously though, if anyone wants to get their ass kicked in a game of Risk, I'm your man. I'm simply unstoppable. My strategy is undeniable. My forces are overwhelming.Why did I develop such a pra...
Posted by Yo! Dave on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 10:23:00 PST |
Heart Burn and Such |
I ate some donuts yesterday. They gave me heart burn all day. I hate heart burn.Mogwai is one of my new favorite bands. I suggest everyone listen to them obsessively.I don't ever want to enroll in ...
Posted by Yo! Dave on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 07:56:00 PST |
