Jof

22 years old, i work at moulton college, there i make bus passes, drink coffee and listen to music, it's one of the easiest jobs i've ever had. I'm also incredibly open, and think nothing of telling complete strangers my life story, whether they listen or not is another matter. I like to play with my facial hair, and recently shaved off an awesome handlebar moustache that made me look like Dog the bounty hunter. I always seem to put my self in a situation where i have to make one of two difficult choices, i also find myself saying "I can't do this, this is a relationship." an awful lot. I appear to be confused and distraught, dealing with some intense inner trauma, when it's actually truer to say that i can be a selfish asshole at times. I'm intelligent, but i have no common sense, and i rarely think. I'm also a filmmaker, as you can see in the work above you, currently i film bands and make promotional DVD's with my partner Tamsin Cullum, we are open to all offers at competitive rates. My short term goal is to make a short film, my long term goal is to be truly happy, running my own film company. I suffer from chronic chest/stomach pains that may or may not be an ulcer, i am to lazy to get it checked out. My pastimes inclunde wasting time, watching TV, drinking heavily, dancing like a fool, and browsing the internet, i want to be exciting, but i don't have the motive. I play poker, and i enjoy fine wines and women. If you're going to make me a drink, get a tumbler, fill almost to the top with ice, pour Jack Daniels in to about halfway, drip in the tiniest suggestion of coke, and add a slice of lime to the glass, if you do this, i will probably have sex with you. I have two cats Mogwai and Rex, and i only thought to mention them now bcause one of them has farted, making me remember what lovable assholes they are. I always forget to dry my clothes, and i wear a suit to work. My dreads are about 2, maybe 2 and a half years old, and can be quite painful if i flick them at you. I was once a member of the Dennis the Mennis fanclub, and the Magic Circle of great britain. My saddest childhood memory was losing my Spiderman action figure in the Kwik Save carpark in Irthlingborough. I'm in love with the river nene, and have lived with it all my life. I'll leave you with my alltime favourite quote. Regards, Jof."Don't get set into one form, adapt it and build your own, and let it grow, be like water. Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless — like water. Now you put water in a cup, it becomes the cup; You put water into a bottle it becomes the bottle; You put it into a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend." - Bruce Lee