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BigBadJuan

It's tough to eat chocolate pudding with this mask on.

About Me

I'm the 4th of 5 brothers - no sisters - 1/2 Mexican and 1/2 Canadian - I'm pretty laid back, generally a nice guy, and a little humourous at times. My pornstar name is Rodney Rammer . I love hockey and pints of beer. I used to be a vegetarian for 7 years, but then KFC offered the Easter Feaster Mega Deal, and I couldn't resist. Plus I'm in love with a girl named Adele.
You Are Silly Panties
You're a goofy, fun loving girl who is always smiling.
You like your panties to be a silly secret - even if only you know.
Men feel instantly relaxed around you, with a little instant chemistry too.
Even though you're a goofball, you can be sexy when you want to. What Kind of Panties Are You?
Your Famous Movie Kiss is from The Empire Strikes Back
"Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited." What Famous Movie Kiss Are You?
I'm settling into the working lifestyle - daily rush hour traffic, working 8-4, sitting in a slightly uncomfortable chair in a crummy cubicle performing an unrewarding kind of task. But it's nice to not be poor for the first time in my life.

ps. I'm a nerd

Family Feud worst answers ever, this is hilarious!
The love of my life, you know which one I mean

My Interests

Music, Heroes, Swimming, my girl Adele, Beers, 40oz. Fridays, Pillow Fighting, History, Reading, volleyball, Video Games, my pet birds

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet people that don't think of themselves as trendy, you know who I'm talking about.

Also I'd like to meet......

Capt Kirk, but when he was in his Hey-day. Now he's kind of old and a living parody of himself. - But how awesome was that when he made that bazooka out of dirt and a piece of bamboo to defeat the Gornand TJ Hooker was cool too.

..

Music:

I've been listening to a lot of the Killers lately, plus the Dance Hall Crashers, The Grand National, The Eames Era, K-OS and a little Phantom Planet.

Movies:

Grandma's Boy, The Ladies Man, Army of Darkness, The General with Buster Keaton, Se7en, Lucky Number Sleven, Hackers, Office Space, Star Wars, Zombie Flicks - but not the ones where the zombies are smart.

My YouTube Videos

Television:

I watch the Leafs, Heroes, Survivor, History and Discovery channel and Lost sometimes... I don't really watch much TV though, because commercials make me angry.

Books:

Now I'm reading a book called I Claudius about the Roman Emperor Claudius. Pretty good book, it's a historical fiction by Robert Graves - written about 80 years ago now. But it's still pretty good - it rubs the point home of how the Romans were messed up.

Heroes:

My little brother.

My Blog

Damn Telus

I've got vent somewhere so here it goes.I signed up with Telus for family plan in July with my fiance. I spent quite a chunk of change and signed a 3 year contract in order to get a very nice phone - ...
Posted by BigBadJuan on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 05:27:00 PST

Engage!

Some big news to report in the life and times of me. Some very bad news for some, and I know it'll make you cry.   Ladies, I'm off the market.   Last night Adele and I got engaged.   R...
Posted by BigBadJuan on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 11:28:00 PST

Pillow Fighting at the Courthouse

So it's taken me awhile to get to this - but it's worth the wait. I managed to bring Adele and 7 friends with me this time, and all of them had a blast. It was unfortunate that our hero Wynn Cognito w...
Posted by BigBadJuan on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 08:16:00 PST

The Great MSU roadtrip!

So we did a roadtrip this weekend. My little brother is at MSU for law school - we drove down in my Buick, not such a bad 5-6 hour drive. It was myself and 3 friends. We ended up all sleeping on the f...
Posted by BigBadJuan on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 07:39:00 PST

Mexican Heritage

So I'm starting to live up to the Mexican heritage - my cousin is visiting, and we brought him to play as a ringer at the last futbol match - he's got some Sweet moves! I gotta get him to teach me bef...
Posted by BigBadJuan on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 03:58:00 PST

Big Decision

  So after last Saturdays champagne Kegger in Ajax, the cat was out of the bag so to speak. Adele knew of my porn collection. A collection Id spent years gathering up, like every guy does. Anywa...
Posted by BigBadJuan on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 10:12:00 PST

One of those survey thingies

Dang it's hot today - but I guess it's hot everywhere right about now. So there's no use complaining about it.anyway - here's the survey that might just give you a glimpse into the inner workings of m...
Posted by BigBadJuan on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 02:38:00 PST

Who's Hotter?

I was just thinking to myself, who's the hottest woman in Canadian politics, and after a quick check up - I've boiled it down to 2 finalists. Belinda Stronach       ...
Posted by BigBadJuan on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 06:51:00 PST

Soccer Socks and Sandals

I dont think I told you about yesterday I had to explain to my boss, why I wasnt wearing dress shoes, and was wearing sandals. Well, I was just about to leave Stefano's place (I was cat sitting for h...
Posted by BigBadJuan on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 07:57:00 PST

Sushiboy Concert

The Sushiboy concert last night here in Toronto was great, they played before Vanderpark and some guy I can't remember his name- we ended up having to leave before the last guy went on anyways.Great s...
Posted by BigBadJuan on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 09:36:00 PST