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Sara wit no "h"

About Me

Um, if you don't vote you're a fucking tool and deserve to die.

In memoriam...

You will always be remembered as the coolest bit of sculpture that was ever tossed around Hamilton Township. Although you are no longer with us, your legacy will live forever within the frames of Toxic Fetus.
The Tooth is dead. Long live the Tooth!

A Nitty Gritty music video by Spincycled, edited by yours truly.

You wanna know why I love watching football? For moments like this. Greatest moment in Monday Night Football history, by far!

My Interests


I'd like to meet:



Music:

The Beatles, Screeching Weasel, Bloodhound Gang, Whitesnake, Twisted Sister, Van Halen, Foreigner, Billy Ocean, Guns n' Roses, Hall and Oates, Huey Lewis and the News, Loverboy, New Kids on the Block, NOFX, Spinal Tap, Weezer, The Ramones, The Ramonetures, Phil Collins, Big L, VIP, and everything that is in between (and that's probably everything).

Movies:

Here's 20 movies you should watch if you haven't done so already because they're FUCKING awesome. Why are they awesome? Cause I FUCKING said so, that's why.20. Gummo 19. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank 18. Frankenhooker 17. Cannibal! The Musical 16. Dead Heat 15. Happiness 14. Nightmare on Drug Street 13. The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things 12. Whatever You Do, Don't Fuck the Dead Chick 11. Toxic Fetus 10. Impulse 9. White Buffalo (well, you need to see the last 5 minutes, and that's it) 8. Death Wish 5 7. Death Wish 3 6. Never Too Young to Die (best $5 I ever spent) 5. Crackhouse 4. Ted Bundy 3. Battle Royale 2. Get Crazy 1. Zardoz

Television:

OBVIOUSLY any commercial on NJN, infomercials(only the really cheesy ones), Scrubs, Dexter, Family Guy, Big Love, The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Oz, Nip/Tuck, The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Guts, Coupling, Finders Keepers, Unsolved Mysteries, Garfield, Sledge Hammer, Strangers with Candy, Disinformation TV, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (not that bullshit cartoon they just made, I'm talking the old school shit), Saved by the Bell (no new class, no college years, just straight up mothafuckin' christian programmed mayhem), Simply Ming (you simply wouldn't understand), Football (especially when John Madden is commentating), Married with Children, The Critic, 21 Jumpstreet, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, and Nanny 911 (I don't care what you say that shit is FUNNY AS HELL!!!)

My Blog

The Heart at the Franklin Institute used to be scarier.

It did.  Why is that?Here's a list of other things that once were scarier but have since become less scary / not scary at all...1.  Indiana Jones and the Temple of DoomYOU KNOW what part I'm...
Posted by Sara wit no "h" on Wed, 28 May 2008 10:41:00 PST

How can a dog PEE THAT MUCH!?!

Imagine you have a liter of urine and pour it all over your living room.  That's what my dog did yesterday.Puddle in the lovesack.  PUDDLE IN THE LOVESACK!!!HOW DOES A DOG HAVE THAT MUCH PIS...
Posted by Sara wit no "h" on Fri, 16 May 2008 09:49:00 PST

To the folks who forgot April 29th

I've decided I must have a Chuckie B. Portrait somewhere's on my body.Donations can be made to the "Sara's Good Times Fund" in reference to "The Chuckie B. Dream Tat."Thank you....
Posted by Sara wit no "h" on Wed, 07 May 2008 07:12:00 PST

A Glorious trip to Centralia

The Centralia Photo AlbumDid you read the sign? It doesnt say anything about No Trespassing. Anyhow, after parking on the side of the highway, we climb over what can only be described as a dirt barr...
Posted by Sara wit no "h" on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 01:50:00 PST

Beer Olympics III photo album

The Beer Olympics Photo AlbumAlthough the trophies werent quite as amazing as last time, I made up for it with special individual trophies.Two kegs of Pabst in a kiddie pool full of ice just beautifu...
Posted by Sara wit no "h" on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 01:26:00 PST

My Coal Region Summer Vacation

I began my vacation with Kate and Leelee in tow, for a trip to the one stop cancer shop on Oak Street. This place has a tanning salon and smoke shop all in one, and if you contract cancer there's als...
Posted by Sara wit no "h" on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 06:57:00 PST