The Beatles, Screeching Weasel, Bloodhound Gang, Whitesnake, Twisted Sister, Van Halen, Foreigner, Billy Ocean, Guns n' Roses, Hall and Oates, Huey Lewis and the News, Loverboy, New Kids on the Block, NOFX, Spinal Tap, Weezer, The Ramones, The Ramonetures, Phil Collins, Big L, VIP, and everything that is in between (and that's probably everything).
Here's 20 movies you should watch if you haven't done so already because they're FUCKING awesome. Why are they awesome? Cause I FUCKING said so, that's why.20. Gummo 19. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank 18. Frankenhooker 17. Cannibal! The Musical 16. Dead Heat 15. Happiness 14. Nightmare on Drug Street 13. The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things 12. Whatever You Do, Don't Fuck the Dead Chick 11. Toxic Fetus 10. Impulse 9. White Buffalo (well, you need to see the last 5 minutes, and that's it) 8. Death Wish 5 7. Death Wish 3 6. Never Too Young to Die (best $5 I ever spent) 5. Crackhouse 4. Ted Bundy 3. Battle Royale 2. Get Crazy 1. Zardoz
OBVIOUSLY any commercial on NJN, infomercials(only the really cheesy ones), Scrubs, Dexter, Family Guy, Big Love, The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Oz, Nip/Tuck, The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Guts, Coupling, Finders Keepers, Unsolved Mysteries, Garfield, Sledge Hammer, Strangers with Candy, Disinformation TV, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (not that bullshit cartoon they just made, I'm talking the old school shit), Saved by the Bell (no new class, no college years, just straight up mothafuckin' christian programmed mayhem), Simply Ming (you simply wouldn't understand), Football (especially when John Madden is commentating), Married with Children, The Critic, 21 Jumpstreet, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, and Nanny 911 (I don't care what you say that shit is FUNNY AS HELL!!!)