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About Me

Oooops I accidentally erased this section but there's no point in writing it again cuz it was about losing contact with old friends & using MySpace to find them - but I've recently learned that FaceBook is the place to do that!
I ♥ making new friends!!!!!! [ that was sarcasm ]

But if you're hard-working intelligent, attractive, strong both physically & emotionally, financially secure, cheerful, altruistic, thoughtful, optimistic, generous, honest, talkative, sensitive, passionate, confident and you share my views on politics & religion & you possess an incredible sense of humor and have a penchant for irony & run-on sentences, & maybe we can become friends.
(ya never know lol)

* You are automatically charged a non-refundable fee of $10 when you hit so don't touch it by mistake or on a drunken whim!!!!!
Yeeeeee haw, I am a genius.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



What or who first got you into MySpace? Hurricane Katrina, literally the "Queen of the Home-Wrecking Whores"
How loud do you play music when you drive? VERY!
Have you ever been out of the country? Yes & btw, Aruba sucked long before Natalie went there. Go to the Virgin Islands or better yet, Jamaica, esp if U love being harassed 24/7 by ppl trying to sell ya drugs lol
Where would you travel to if you could hop on a plane right now? Costa Rica for white-water rafting; no doubt about it!
How many hours of sleep do you get on an average night? Hmmm. That really depends on your definition of "average" & your definition of "night". Sometimes zero, sometimes 12... So, an average of "6" would be my final answer. Sorta.
Are you a morning person or a night person? (I refer you to the answer above)
Have you ever been too scared to make the first move? I'm fairly aggressive
Did you end up missing out? Miss out on what? Stop 2nd-guessing me, you know I hate that.
How do you determine whether or not someone is compatible with you? 6th sense
How long does it take you to discover this upon first meeting them? Not long. A person shows you exactly who they are right from the start. And I REALLY need to start paying attention to that fact.
Have you ever been called a tease? Did Old MacDonald have a farm??
Are you a good kisser? You can tell me later (Eee I Eee I, Oh!)
Are you allergic to anything? "Ummm, not that I know of...."
Children or a successful career? My little boy.
Love or Money? "Money talks but it don't sing and dance and it don't walk...and as long as I can have you here with me, I'd much rather be Forever in Blue Jeans, babe...."

I'm best described as a:
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Mountains or the Beach? Mountains, but not Everest. It's nothing but a good molehill gone bad.

What is your biggest fear? CLOWNS & life-like dolls, eeeeeeek!
Is there any way you could possibly prevent it from happening? Uh, no.... I made the classic mistake of running away & joining the circus.
Do you prefer gum or mints? Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do. I have another puzzle for you. Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee If you are wise, you'll listen to me.... Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while. It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile. But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong - chewing and chewing all day long. (~The way that a cow does~)
Cameras or video cameras? Both. You have to look at life from every angle, otherwise you may never really see it at all.
Pens or pencils? Pencils disguised as pens
Blue or black ink? Black, but I couldn't use it on here today cuz it wouldn't show up on this background.
Do you enjoy sushi? "Ma'm, would you care for some raw fish with your mercury?"
If your house was on fire & you could save only one thing/item from your room, what would it be? My Rolex that Dad gave me when I was 14, it's old ('54) but I still wear it every day [Tick-tock, you don't stop!]
Why is the ocean blue? The ocean is blue?? Ugh, I need a vacation.
Which movie(s) do you prefer: Lord of the Rings, or Harry Potter? I haven't seen either one but I like making blind assumptions, so I'll pick LoTR.
Pop Quiz: Is the U.S. currency backed by gold? (don't look it up you dork!) No, it's backed by the mob, just like everything else.
Why aren't American's actively seeking alternate means of energy for transportation? (other than petroleum) What is this? The Miss America pageant?? What a dumb [old] question
Are you afraid of reptiles? No, they are afraid of me.....I fed my sister's pet iguana to a cat when I was 3. Dude, that was gross.
What is, in your opinion, your best physical attribute? My mouth, without it I wouldn't be where I am today.
Do you think you have a good sense of humor? Like Mahatma Gandhi said: "If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide
." ~That pretty much sums it up.
What makes you unique? My DNA, obviously. (Is this thing almost over?)
If you could change one thing you did/did not do TODAY, what would it be and why? I didn't go to a casino & win $1,000,000,000, darn I should remember to do that tomorrow....
Have you ever played Texas Hold'em? Nope I only play the "video crack" kind of poker lol
Do you enjoy sports? If so, what is your TOP favorite sport to play or watch?
Devoted Eagles fan for 20 yrs.... I used to be into fantasy football & basketball ~ I miss that stuff!
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? In the mirror, of course.

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