Silliness |
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was v...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 23:39:00 GMT |
Today's Special: 'Yesterday's Leftovers' |
Baby seal walks into a bar, bartender says, "what'll ya have?"Baby seal says, "anything but Canadian Club!"Man walks into a restaurant and asks, "do you serve crabs here?"The host says, "why certainly...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 20:53:00 GMT |
Aint lion, just a good cheetah |
One afternoon, the Detroit Lions Head Coach was watching CNN and saw a young man in Central America throwing grenades up through the 5th story windows of a government building. Coach tells his a...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 20:27:00 GMT |
I walked into Dominos and gave 'em a pizza my mind |
A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He tells her that arsenic is a deadly poison and that he cannot give it to her. She then opens her purse and hands h...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 19:17:00 GMT |
PAY ATTENTION TO THIS SHOCKING ANNOUNCEMENT!!! |
A man walks into a pet shop and asks for an exotic pet. The woman who owns the shop gives him a caterpillar because he never had a pet before. So the man takes it home and puts it in a sho...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 18:48:00 GMT |
She's a peach, . . . with a heart of stone |
A frog walks into a bank, walks up to the first teller and asks for a loan. He notices her nametag, 'Patricia Whack.' She looks at him and says, "what makes you think you can just walk in here ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 May 2006 03:09:00 GMT |
Harry, that's the last time I take you out on the full moon |
How come the ghost didn't go to the halloween party?He had no body to dance with?How do you mend a broken Jakolantern?With a pumpkin patchWhat did the zombie eat after he had his tooth pulled?The dent...
Posted by on Thu, 25 May 2006 00:21:00 GMT |
One way to save face is to keep the lower half of it shut |
Eve: Adam, do you love me?Adam: Who else?Man: Please whisper those three little words that will have me walking on airWoman: Go hang yourself.Man: Why don't you marry me? Is there someone else?...
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 23:08:00 GMT |
My mom thinks I'm too nosy, at least that's what she writes in her diary |
What kind of music do bungee jumpers listen to?Big BandWhat's the difference between a gossip and a mirror?One speaks without reflecting and one reflects without speakingWhy did the chicken cross the ...
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 14:56:00 GMT |
Suzi criticized my apartment, so I knocked her flat |
What do you call a female horse that goes out every evening? A NightmareHow do you find a lost rabbit? Make a noise like a carrotWhat is the best way to carve wood? Whittle by WhittleWhat did the b...
Posted by on Mon, 22 May 2006 21:26:00 GMT |
