Hey man, I'm Rick "Buff" Rickert. Everyone calls me Buff. I'm a musician. I'm a good ol' boy. I'm in a awesome rock and roll band called "Longhorn Buff."
Back in the 70's and 80's, we played all over the cuntry. We used to play county fairs, bike fests, car shows, and the sleeziest arm pit bars down south.
I've seen it all man. I've done coke off a groupies lhabia. I've seen midgets covered in bar-b-que fuckin on stage while I rip solos. I've seen an albino man shit on my bass players back. I tell ya, I HAVE SEEN IT ALL.
We don't play as many shows as we used to. I'm getting old, and my fingers don't have the fire they used to (unless I'm fingering my wife).
Every now and then, I'll string up my guitar and ride again. But for now, I'm having fun watching my grandkids try to rock Longhorn Buff tunes.
