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About Me

Well, I am a dog. I like to lay in the sun and sleep all day. Every once in a while I will go out and take a poop or mark my territory. I chew on pig ears and rawhide bones. I love to beg for people food, even though my papa doesnt like it when I do. I know many tricks, like sit, lay, stay, and shake. My papa says that I am a very good dog. I dont know what that means, but he usually pats me on the head when he says it and I like that. Sometimes, though, papa tells me I'm a bad dog. I don't like being a bad dog. I like to bark at strange noises that come from outside. I'm afraid that they are going to come and hurt my papa or his friends, so I try and protect them. My papa has a very nice girlfriend that spoils me. She gives me cookies all the time. I like cookies. My bestest friend is Casper. She is my papas roomates dog. We play all the time. I got some laying around to do, so I'll talk to you later.

My Interests

Eating snacks, pooping, sleeping, running, playing, humping sleeping, pooping, eating cookies, begging, licking my balls, sniffing butts and crotches

I'd like to meet:

Cool humans, hot bitches, little pups that I can conquer

Music:

I don't know what music is. My papa listens to some really loud stuff, but it makes no sense to me.

Movies:

My Papa has a lot of deeveedees that he is always watching. I don't really know what they are though...

Television:

Whats that? Is this what papa is always yelling at when the big guys are running around with balls? Too confusing for a puppy dog...

Books:

I'm a puppy dog! I can't read...

Heroes:

My Papa!

My Blog

Ugh...

I'm not feeling well today...:(. My tummy hurts and I'm not eating. Anyway, I'm gonna go lay down and take it easy for a while.
Posted by Jake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

:(

I got a bath today... YUCK!!
Posted by Jake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Who's Tom??!?!

I don't know who this human guy Tom is... or who he thinks he is... But I don't know him... So how is a friend?!!?? I deleted him... Ain't no one I know...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Second trip to Santa Cruz

Nessa had to go to Santa Cruz today... My papa drove us... We both got car sick... But we didn't complain, cuz he took half a day to be with us... It was a hot day in SC... I took a huge poo poo a...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The life of a Dog

Today, I lifted my leg all the way up when I went potty in the backyard... My papa says I am growing up... I guess that is a good thing? I have made some new people friends... Steve, Regina (& Bobbie....
Posted by Jake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST