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Jimjam

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About Me



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Workin part time at Morrisons, annoying supervisors, being late, trying my best to get away with doing nothing, and getting paid for it, only problem is the customers. Other than that im training to be a microsoft systems and network engineer, which basically means at the end of it ill be qualified to build and maintain computers and run networks for businesses etc, sound boring? Hopefully the wage will be ok... Generally im a cocky bastard, but im working on that, possibly because i havent got much too be cocky about :pOh yea, an i fucking hate bands who send messages or friend request me saying "you look like a man with good taste, please add us as friends and we'll all suck your penis" no thanks, i'd rather drink bleach than be force fed shit music, i search for my own bands :)

My Interests

I love being with my friends, couldn't live without them, getting together at the pub, getting drunk (or not) and talking, laughing etc; i like to play guitar but i dont pick it up enough :), i like music, whatever tickles my fancy really, if i likes it i likes it, im not a stickler for a certain type; i like winding people up :) an its fun finding people who wind me up aswell, insults are funny; im interested in other peoples religious views, i dont have any myself, its just funny finding a completely "normal" person who believes that one almighty god created the universe. Laughable really, religion is the basis of all control, racism, hierarchy, and the only basis its followers have are myths, legends and oh lets not forget the bible the ancient book of chinese whispers written by the monks of whatever monarch was on the throne at the time, manipulating it for their own cause, henry the 8th being a good example, he wanted a divorce, invented the church of england, changed religion, living god? or just greedy fat man who wanted more wives? You decide, there you go, just wound up you religious types :p At the moment im into a bit of Anime, ive just finished watching the whole dragonball Z series, Hellsing, ghost in shell, vampire hunter D, Casshan, any recommendations in this area will be appreciated :D; Ever kicked an old video and shouted "deal with that beta max!"? Watched Spriggan, and that was the biggest pile of crap ever, dont see it :p (Thankyou Stewart Loud :p)

I'd like to meet:

Zakk Wylde, Iron Maiden, Kelly Brook :p Jimmy PageMike Tyson an Bruce Lee, so i can see who would really win :p
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Music:

Er kinder like a bit of everything, ill name a few thoughIron Maiden, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Black Label Society, The Strokes, Bloc Party. I also enjoy goin out clubbing, i like Pendulum, the prodigy, love Josh Winks higher state of consciousness (thats a bit old now though)

Movies:

Fair few :)

Television:

MAX AND PADDY! Ultimate Force, Spaced, Family guy, Friends (does that make me sad? its not my fault my mate has every episode on DVD :p) Futurama, that peter kay thing, phoenix nights, two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, the list could go on

Books:

Dan Brown, David Eddings, Brian Jaques, Harry Potter (yea kids books i know, what do you think i am, some sort of literate adult :p) Errm quite liked the Earthsea trilogy, The Client by John Grisham, Curious incident of the dog in the night time, errr, havent done much reading recently *cough

Heroes:

Muhammad Ali, they don't make them like that anymore :) Ricky Mann, hes fictional, but fuck me he's nails :p Zakk Wylde, Iron Maiden, Jimmy Page, Peter Kay (Max and Paddy) Simon Pegg (Spaced)