Rawr.
..I am who I am because of everyone..
the most important person in my life.
cape man. My hero. My puppy. (EEEYYY HOW THE FUCK DAE YE KISS THAT!?) miss you too baby <3
My heterosexual life partner.
[You turned that LOVELY young lady into a LESBIAN!?]
The pinky to my brain.
[How big is Jesus' penis?]
The Toad I got for Easter
[Will always be my Yoda <3]
Also featuring;
The monkey of my despair.
Twelve hours.
Penguin cakes, lembas bread & sword fights.
Gin, please?